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Ratchet Children

These are the children everyone dreads. As the name suggests, they run with ratchet mothers. Run, jump, kick, sit, whatever. They're the ones running around with no shirt or shoes, knocking stuff over and playing with toys that make too much noise. They break things from their playing and running and laugh about it. You often hear them before you see them, they like to cry loudly about that toy they were just playing with, or just scream just because.
Rachel's ratchet children are running around in the back pulling the dogs tail again. Tell me why Pooky is naked out there, that kid knocked over 2 candles at Bed Bath and Beyond trying to take his damn shirt off again.
by Nostram May 4, 2014
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Brad Childress

An nfl coach that, judging by his appearaance, must be the brother of Hans Moleman out of The Simpsons.

He is the most miserable and uninspiring coach ever which is a real shame because the Minnesota Vikings kick ass, and should be doing a lot better.

How he has held onto his job is nothing short of a miracle.
Guy#1, "How did Brad Childress manage to get a guest appearance on The Simpsons, he is a fucking loser!"
Guy#2, "That's not Childress, thats Hans Moleman."
Guy#1, "Sorry mate."
Guy#2, "Its an easy mistake to make!"
by woody#1 March 1, 2009
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children

Nature's way of saying, "You should have used a condom, fucktard!"
children
by Valintino the Big Surpremo August 26, 2010
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childrens

Humans of school attending age,as redefined by the current U.S President George W Bush...
his assertion being that "Childrens do learn"
was he just quirkily answering his own question?
"Is our children learning?
surely that would have been...
"yes they is"
"As yesterday's positive report card shows,childrens do learn when standards are high and results are measured"
..to which one might respond..
"oh they does do they ,when does it and are?"
U.K members ,see under Prescottism
or Prescott...oh the irony
by chris morrell December 21, 2007
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Neils Children

A british band from Cheshunt, England formed in 1999. They started out as more of a Mod-Beat band, then turned into a Post-punk revival band, got some attention when they toured with The Horrors, then became a Zombie Garage band. Their new album X. Enc is awesome and I recommend it to anyone who likes simular bands, or obscure Indie bands.
"If Neils Children never formed, The Horrors would never exist... or atleast be the same band."

"Neils Children (also refered to as NEiLS CHiLDREN) were the first Zombie Garage band, or as some people call it The New Thing... they were a huge influence on a lot of the bands as well, like Electricity in Our Homes and S.C.U.M"
by Dani Sexbat August 14, 2009
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small children

We're running low on power, shovel a few more of those small children into the furnace will you?
by JDW May 2, 2005
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women and children

Chicken and eggs of any preparation, but most commonly the health-nut favorite, chicken and egg whites.
Waitress - "You ready to order?"

Customer - "Yes please, I'll have the women and children, whites only, wheat toast no butter, a side of fruit and an O.J. Oh, and can you please bring some salsa with that too?"

Waitress - "Comin right up honey."
by Ruhbee! February 2, 2008
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