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Chia Chocha

Noun

1. When a latino or mexican woman has overly thick, coarse, black hair located in her errogenous zones that grow at an exponential rate. She can have a 5 o'clock shadow on her pudenda when you start fucking her, but by the time your finished, she has a fully grown duck dynasty.

Researchers at a Boston laboratory did a study and found that women afflicted with this condition appear to grow hair in time-lapse fast motion photography that almost defies the laws of physics. The study also found that several days worth of normal human hair growth can occur in just a few short seconds.
"When our bodies pressed together, her chia chocha intertwined with my pubic hair and strangulated my balls like the vines from a haunted house."
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
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Chia Pet

A symbol used by people into coprophilia/scatophilia similar to the way pineapples are a way to signal that one is into swinging. The organic substance used to grow the chia seeds resembles fecal matter smeared on bodies.
I thought Jim was pretty vanilla, then I saw the Chia Pet in his FetLife profile and was shocked!
by Kwabs4Real January 13, 2025
mugGet the Chia Petmug.

Chia Wei Tsui

A very handsome guy with the kindest personality.Clever and have good sense of everything. Anyways , everyone loves him tho.
You are really Chia Wei Tsui.
by Andyhot November 23, 2021
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Chia

Chia's are your typical girl-next-door. A little weird and really pretty, she can be a bit naive sometimes and people tend to take advantage of her because she's super-adorable, unaware that she bites when crossed.

She's highly empathic but can also be a little aloof. Walks around with a resting bitch face but when she smiles oh boy, it lights up her entire face like a chandelier.
Person 1: "Did you see Chia last night?"
Person 2: "Yeah, she gave me a 10-second hug and a weed brownie and then I didn't see her again."
Person 1: "I always feel so good around her and I can't explain why."
by BadBadBaby April 18, 2019
mugGet the Chiamug.

chia-moment

A moment where someone is clowning / doing something wrong and thinks that it is correct.
Chia: Sushi jiro is so cheap! Only 20rm
Person 2: This guy really do be chia-momenting
by syusian November 23, 2023
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Chia

Someone you just click with, someone who takes your heart and can just run with it. She’ll always be a constant thought in your mind no matter how hard you try to forget her, she’s unforgettable. She’s the one person who’ll show they care and will show you true love. Don’t lose her.
That one girl I talk to, chia. Man she’s got my heart beating.”
by Koi and or Moosh April 4, 2023
mugGet the Chiamug.

national chia day

April 11th, a national day of love for chia. Chia seeds, things baked with chia, people named chia, anything related to chia
Happy National Chia Day, Michelle!”
by Garrett Pullman April 10, 2023
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