Cheesecake Handshake

Occurs when one masturbates and then fails to wash his/her hands then greets someone with a firm handshake.

"Dude, I jerked off earlier and forgot to wash my hands. Then, I met my girl's parents and totally gave them a cheesecake handshake."

by Team Awesomest May 7, 2008

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Cheesecake Factory

Where Penny from The Big Bang Theory works, and where Bernadette from The Big Bang Theory used to work.

Person 1: Wanna go to the cheesecake factory?
Person 2: Isn't that where Penny works.
Person 1: Yes

by RandomGuy9929 November 8, 2012

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Cheesecake Whore

A cheesecake whore is a skunky, loose, walking disease of a female you find yourself suddenly attracted to in times of need, desperation, or panic.

Damn skip, you know where gonna go out tonight, find us a cheesecake whore, hit that shit, and be out.

by Patrick N May 28, 2006

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1.A fat ass ninja who is a player by day and getting laid by night
2. Someone who is the second highest ranking of ninjas and has a army of skater purple ninja, tho the purple ninja panda is always the top

In that movie john was the strongest ninja but i think jake was the cheesecake ninja cuz hes the only one who got any

by kenji slut October 28, 2009

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Cheesecake Factory

A place with large amounts of cheesecake(poon) such as clubs, the playboy mansion etc.

"Hey man you wanna go to the cheesecake factory on friday night?"
"Nah its cool brah, I got my monkey at home."

by afrothunda_69 March 9, 2009

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Cheesecake Savant

A person whose area of expertise is in the business of eating cheesecake. This is a person who can either:

1) Finish a full cheesecake on their own
or
2) Eat a large piece of cheesecake in a short amount of time

Wow, Bobby finished that whole cherry cheesecake from The Cheesecake Factory by himself. He must be a cheesecake savant!

by rmills2 April 13, 2011

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