Smokes weed and joyrides, dresses up like a muggers holiday fund. Sleep around and treat women like crap
chav, weed
by emoking767 February 7, 2012
Get the Chavmug. an iconic species of british culture
girl:orange
black thick slugs as eyebrows
vv dark contour usually not blended
furry hooded puffer coats
millions of victoria secret body sprays
hoop earrings bigger than their head
lads:coats that cover most of their face
reflective stuff
both:fags(cigs)
vape
drugs
chav language
out all the time
lost their virginity at 2
gets in loads of scraps
girl:orange
black thick slugs as eyebrows
vv dark contour usually not blended
furry hooded puffer coats
millions of victoria secret body sprays
hoop earrings bigger than their head
lads:coats that cover most of their face
reflective stuff
both:fags(cigs)
vape
drugs
chav language
out all the time
lost their virginity at 2
gets in loads of scraps
by shreck April 5, 2019
Get the Chavmug. The disastrous result of bog weed mating with Jordan on a massive scale. They dress in a uniform of tracksuits and assorted pikey jewelrey found in the homes of elderly people and cattle sheds. The typical male chav is loud,weedy and barely coherant. He is also racist, homophobic, and anti-semitic, while simultaeously worshipping Ali G, a jew dressed up as a black man, and other people who live lives different to themselves. This is thecase for most chavs. Female chavs are jaundiced, ill educated, perpetualy inseminated and privy to the Croydon Facelift hairstyle, where the hair is pulled back so tight that their eyes are placed some 3 inches above their scalps, and Ugg boots worn with very short pleated skirts, revealing their flabby doughlike limbs. Female chavs are so devoid of taste that this style will be mantained if the girl in queston weighs 300 pounds and has an unhealthy 5 o'clock shadow surrounding her thighs. Chavs hunt in packs, picking on people superior to them in every way or form, explaining their maurauding pensioner-slapping antics with th words, 'i has a learnin' difficulty blud, innit'. These words will be accompanied by the pungent odour of a homemade stick of 'ganga' which is usually comprised of table salt and the remnants of last nights microwaved chicken tikka masala.
Chavs live in their 'cribs' or Council Rented Iredeemably Basic Shacks. They are usually tastefully decorated with 1970's style brown wallpaper, and as many tv sets as they can afford. A 12 inch 'Plasma' tv is likely to be Johnny Chavs' most treasured possession, surpassed only by his 'maxed out' 1987 Nova in terms of 'mintness'.
The typical chav listens to bland-as-shite RnB and rap, the male Chav looking up to whatever dumbass has got hold of a microphone this month, and the Chavette idolising the perpetual bint-in-mask-like-makeup on the front pages of Bebo.
If you do see a chav, it is considered the kindest thing to end it's pathetic existence as quickly as possible, preferably with the sharp edge of the new Kanye record, or irony's sake.
Chavs live in their 'cribs' or Council Rented Iredeemably Basic Shacks. They are usually tastefully decorated with 1970's style brown wallpaper, and as many tv sets as they can afford. A 12 inch 'Plasma' tv is likely to be Johnny Chavs' most treasured possession, surpassed only by his 'maxed out' 1987 Nova in terms of 'mintness'.
The typical chav listens to bland-as-shite RnB and rap, the male Chav looking up to whatever dumbass has got hold of a microphone this month, and the Chavette idolising the perpetual bint-in-mask-like-makeup on the front pages of Bebo.
If you do see a chav, it is considered the kindest thing to end it's pathetic existence as quickly as possible, preferably with the sharp edge of the new Kanye record, or irony's sake.
Chav: Awriiight blud
Chav 2: Innit
Chav: Brap! A succesful happy individual! Shank it, make it feel the agny of our pathetic existence!
Chav 2: Bluuud, that word had 3 syllables, yoo fag.anyways, i cant get done for no assault no ore, me ma would go shits on me.
Chav: Na, yo mums 9 now, she can deal wiv it.
Chav 2: Innit
Chav: Brap! A succesful happy individual! Shank it, make it feel the agny of our pathetic existence!
Chav 2: Bluuud, that word had 3 syllables, yoo fag.anyways, i cant get done for no assault no ore, me ma would go shits on me.
Chav: Na, yo mums 9 now, she can deal wiv it.
by Greebo Joe March 30, 2008
Get the Chavmug. Those people that walk around, trackies with shit stains, hair so greasy you could fry chips in it; and those all important gleaming white trainers.
These 'people' are like the walking dead-they are practically zombies, walking around looking like they've been dragged from hell. You'll often see chavs, roaming the streets in their 25 people gang, threatening anyone with their famous 'I'll bang ya' and 'You want knocking out mate' lines. These people live on cheap alcohol (they can't afford the real stuff), and they're all important cigarettes. Any money that has miraculously been saved up, usually goes on a new pair of fake gold hula hoop earings for the girls, or new speakers for their burnt out, dinted chav car. Note these speakers cost more than their shitty little car...which also has about 12 exhausts.
Often walking around with their 15 children when they are only 18 themselves, they'll spit at you if you make eye contact, and will insult you on your clothing-even though your one outfit costs more than there 20 pairs of trackies put together. They are often seen queing outside of job centre-though of course we must bare in mind that they have no intention of having a job.
They lack a proper education, as they failed to turn up to school. This unfortunatly means that they have low intelligance, often leading them to say incorrect things such as 'I fink you're stupid'...they seem to struggle pronouncing 'th'...really, we must sympathise with them...
These 'people' are like the walking dead-they are practically zombies, walking around looking like they've been dragged from hell. You'll often see chavs, roaming the streets in their 25 people gang, threatening anyone with their famous 'I'll bang ya' and 'You want knocking out mate' lines. These people live on cheap alcohol (they can't afford the real stuff), and they're all important cigarettes. Any money that has miraculously been saved up, usually goes on a new pair of fake gold hula hoop earings for the girls, or new speakers for their burnt out, dinted chav car. Note these speakers cost more than their shitty little car...which also has about 12 exhausts.
Often walking around with their 15 children when they are only 18 themselves, they'll spit at you if you make eye contact, and will insult you on your clothing-even though your one outfit costs more than there 20 pairs of trackies put together. They are often seen queing outside of job centre-though of course we must bare in mind that they have no intention of having a job.
They lack a proper education, as they failed to turn up to school. This unfortunatly means that they have low intelligance, often leading them to say incorrect things such as 'I fink you're stupid'...they seem to struggle pronouncing 'th'...really, we must sympathise with them...
by coco98 November 18, 2011
Get the Chavmug. A Chav Is The Scum Of The Earth !
And They Cant Talk Propperly They Use Street Slang Which Is A Load Of Crap !
And They Cant Talk Propperly They Use Street Slang Which Is A Load Of Crap !
Chav-Yo Emo Go Slit Ya Self Yeahh Mattee !
Emo- *Carries On Listening To Awsome Music!*
Chav- Yeahh Ladd Youu Listen To Your Emo Musicc Yeahh Ladd Init !
Emo- *Walks Off Listening To Awsome Music*
Emo- *Carries On Listening To Awsome Music!*
Chav- Yeahh Ladd Youu Listen To Your Emo Musicc Yeahh Ladd Init !
Emo- *Walks Off Listening To Awsome Music*
by Kaytee Lou January 13, 2009
Get the Chavmug. Boys/Girls who deal drugs wear jeans so loose we see their pants and practically go blind.Boys who want to get a girl preganant and never talk to them again.Girls who think they are cool when wearing cheap burberry from the 99p store when they all look like a bunch of losers
1st chav:YO BRUV,wassupp oh my gawd blad guess wat!
2nd chav:WAT BLAD
1st chav:I GOT MY GIRL TO GIMME HA SHES SO CHEAP.
2nd chav:OMG BLAD YOU ARE LIKE SO COOL INIT
2nd chav:WAT BLAD
1st chav:I GOT MY GIRL TO GIMME HA SHES SO CHEAP.
2nd chav:OMG BLAD YOU ARE LIKE SO COOL INIT
by EMo rOcK 101 July 4, 2008
Get the Chavmug. Typicaly working class white children that have some how gone against there perants morrals and dignaty and have singed on to the dole, pepole that hate chavs are often classed as snobs. I hate chavs and where common as they come i mean we live in a two up two down with me,my brother, my mother and my sis and non of us have resorted to becoming that inferier race.
This is how a chavs day tends to go
"Wake up at 11pm"
"arive late to school, because they seem to think that education dose not matter"
"skip afternoon class, go home nick your mums benifit money"
"go out get pissed"
"get a girl pregnant"
"spead a std"
"go home"
"repeat this cycle till there 45 and then there two old to pull even the most hidiouss slapper, that what yers of unprotected sex gets you"
"Wake up at 11pm"
"arive late to school, because they seem to think that education dose not matter"
"skip afternoon class, go home nick your mums benifit money"
"go out get pissed"
"get a girl pregnant"
"spead a std"
"go home"
"repeat this cycle till there 45 and then there two old to pull even the most hidiouss slapper, that what yers of unprotected sex gets you"
by meee1232323232 March 23, 2008
Get the Chavmug.