champagne campaign

when you are feeling drunk so ur campaign (game) is much better.

Hey man, how'd it go with the ladies at the club last night.

I was on my champagne campaign.

by TwoTone530 November 4, 2010

to have a champagne taste on a beer-bottle budget

To like expensive things you can't possibly afford.

R- Oh, those Jimmy Choos are gorgeous! I must have them, I must!
S- Uh, I'm not sure about this...come over here and check out this tag...
R- Holy Hoorj! I can't afford this!
S- *sigh* You've got a champagne taste on a beer-bottle budget, RatchetBoo...

by Shawn B. January 15, 2007

Champagne Enema

This sex trick should be used cautiously but its a great side dish. About half a bottle should do and depends on the fact that the colon is highly vascular and champagne especially prevalent at weddings where it is served in abundance. A fast and uncomplicated way is to have the giver remove the cork carefully so as not to create the fountain of bubbles, to carefully insert it in the recipients anus and to gently press it inside..till the muscle contracts and seals..then shake the bottle some and let the gas do the rest..you can play with the bottle a bit and get her muscle to contract and evert till it makes a cute volcano of tissue.Give it about 5 minutes and being drunk fast will be the effect if so desired. Champagne is cheap but tread cautiously.

"Sorry had a bit of a emergency in that maroon mini van..nothing that a large dose of Tylenol won't correct....where is that bathroom...yikes no one heard it but someone in the bridal party got a champagne enema..just a rumor ..is the shrimp OK i have cramps.

by DaynaS January 13, 2009

Champaign on an Airplane

When you're drunk and high at the same time.

"Bobby was totally wrecked last night; he was feelin' like champaign on an airplane."

by City Slicka March 25, 2013

Champaigning

Anything that involves a similar effect of opening a bottle of champaigne and having it foam around its neck, or spilling the foam a certain distance away.

The girl was jacking her boyfriend off, and suddenly he started champaigning all over her.

As soon as we walked over the manhole, the lid came off and it started champaigning everywhere.

He champaigned whip cream all over his head with a pressurized can.

by Dias_Brazil September 3, 2013

Champagne party

A pre prom party thrown by the prom go’ers parents where family and friends come together to take pictures and see the prom go’er off. Before the prom go’er goes off, the parent makes a toast with everyone and the toast is usually champagne.

Did you get an invite to chris and jessica’s Champagne party?

by TheFella May 7, 2019

champagne butterfly

An innovative concept that extends the Butterfly Effect in the world of consumer behavior. It is the statistical method of identifying seemingly small purchases that trigger a string of actions that lead to much larger purchases.

I see Brad just bought some Old Dutch Wavy chips. Let me open up my big Champagne Butterfly book. Oh, it says Brad will go on to buy 8 lbs of rib eye in 2 months. Weird!

by The Champagne Butterfly May 24, 2019