Someone who trys to steer clear of drama but instead makes it ten times worse. A repetitive arguer, but an amazing person too. Will make you smile even when you're angry at her.
by ssaraa May 30, 2009
Get the Chavan mug.scum of the north east. typically sporting the latest "trakkie B's" , Rockport boots and Berghaus jacket. Males usually wear fake burberry baseball cap at 45 degree angle, females prefer to sport the charva fringe acheived by curling the fringe around a coke can and laquering with half a can of hair spray. Charvas can often be found in most places, particular street corners and parks drinking their "tinnies" and bellabrusco or any cheap drink ending in brusco. Both sexes prefer to drape themselves in cheap jewellery and can often be seen smoking their favourite tabs lambert and butlers whilst shouting "way aye yee mug" or "you daft c*nt"
by DJ MILLA December 10, 2003
Get the charva mug.A song on Frank Zappa's Mystery Disc.
Charva has left him, and he wants her back. He swears that he truly loved her, and continues to do so. You get the feeling she isn't going to go back to him, though.
Charva has left him, and he wants her back. He swears that he truly loved her, and continues to do so. You get the feeling she isn't going to go back to him, though.
Selected lyrics:
"I loved you since in grammar school
When we were sniffing glue..."
"Charva, my darling,
The only love I had,
I hope you will forgive me dear,
For punching out your dad..."
"Charva, oh, Charva,
I love you more and more,
I swear it ain't because your father
owns a liquor store..."
"I loved you since in grammar school
When we were sniffing glue..."
"Charva, my darling,
The only love I had,
I hope you will forgive me dear,
For punching out your dad..."
"Charva, oh, Charva,
I love you more and more,
I swear it ain't because your father
owns a liquor store..."
by pandammonium January 4, 2007
Get the Charva mug.chav: wheyaye, whut the feck's gannin on 'ere, lyke?
chavapulter: flick the switch! now!
* the chavapult flips the chav into the sun*
chavapulter: awesome.
chavapulter: flick the switch! now!
* the chavapult flips the chav into the sun*
chavapulter: awesome.
by some guy rofl November 8, 2007
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Get the Chavala mug.A group of chavs. (otherwise known as pikeys, townies, scums of the earth etc.) Often a group that is following a regular person, nerd, emo or even lesser chav in order to inflict physical pain upon that person.
Can also be used when walking towards a group of chavs.
Can also be used when walking towards a group of chavs.
by Chriso2989 November 15, 2006
Get the Chavalanche mug.charvas are a group of limited intellect teenagers who are commonly seen in bus shelters urinating themselves after a night on streets, running away from policemen because they have spent a whole £2 on a litre of cider they do not want to risk getting poured out. they are the lowest form of life and are not worth paying tax for! tax for the slapper mothers at 17 to go on the dole beeing able however with extra drug money they earn beeing able to buy hideous earings and tacky tracksuits for their foul mouthed children to wear regardless of the astrocity it will bring. we hope one day to devise a cure for the charvas who give the northeast a bad name.
by kayleigh + holly January 29, 2004
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