Cellutarded

When you receive a text on your cell phone long after the point the other person was trying to make has passed.

(for people that get off work @ 5) receiving the test that says "damn, still one hour left" at 4:34
girl 1: You don't get off work til 5:30? I thought it was 5.
girl 2: I do get off at 5, my phone was being cellutarded

by MavsFanCLH January 26, 2010

Celloops

Having to return to work or home because you have forgotten your cell phone. Pronounced: "cell" "oops." Used to express frustration at having to retrace your steps to get your cell. Say "celloops" in place of a curse word.

Celloops, I'm going to be late again.

by JAGNYC December 31, 2009

celltog

People who think having a cell phone with a camera makes them a great photographer.

The celltog didn't understand why the family was so upset with the quality of the family portraits after all, he did it for free.

by jibberish joe July 1, 2012

cellutights

Someone with cellulite, who wears clothing so tight, it takes on the form of the cellulite it is covering.

Look, that woman is wearing purple cellutights.

by judgeme February 5, 2013

celliot

celliot / cell-iot / celliriot. The word is used to describe someone that is constantly on their phone, particularly between people in conversation, hence being an idiot on his/her cell phone, or behaving like an idiot on his/her cell phone, a celliot.

Hey, John! Stop being a celliot. or John is being a real celliot, look he didn't even hear me.

by sjlourenssa October 11, 2013

cellobration

A fanstastical phenomenon brought on by snap-happy Asian Californian cellists to further the ultimate goal of cello-love everywhere, every heart.

Let's have a cellobration tonight.

When's cellobration rehearsal?

by Quichotte October 22, 2013

Cello

The fanciest instrument in the orchestra
Between preciscion pegs and regular pegs and a french or german bow the cello is the sexiest instrument in the orchestra!

Yo-ma ma is a famous cellist
"Dang that cellist is playing sitting with the instrument i find that sexy"

"yea shes playing the cello i find that sexy"

by Cellogal July 5, 2017