beat the case

To basically get away with a crime

"Did Tay-k beat the case"
"Idk man he on some coon shit"

by Niggyher September 12, 2017

blow career

A phrase used to describe the actions of someone who gives copious amounts of oral sex, well above what most people would consider an average amount for a sexually active person. As job is to career, so blow job is to blow career--someone who gives "blow careers" has almost taken oral sex to an extreme level, pursuing it as if there's some sort of reward in the afterlife for people who give that much head.

Man, Suzie went down on the entire football team at the party last week. That girl doesn't just give blow jobs--she's got a blow career!

I thought my last girlfriend was good about oral, but this girl I'm seeing now comes out of nowhere with it sometimes. I get head two, three times a day without asking, like it's her blow career.

Dude, I feel sorry for Tyrone. His ass went to prison and bitched out, and now he's got himself a blow career on the inside.

by Talmanes December 3, 2006

Career Suicide

To perform an action or partake in an activity that will totally discredit you and nullify any chance of personal advancement.

"Going into the room alone with a guest at a hotel is career suicide. Just ask Kobe's alleged victim. Do you notice the day after the accusations spread they said 'former' hotel worker?"

by nikthenyetminder November 18, 2004

Case in point

An instance or example that illustrates what is being discussed, but usually used by twatheads who want to appear to be intelligent

"case in point, you failed to communicate with me and satisfy my unrealistic expectations"

by dhdjsbr July 18, 2017

Career Bruno

A plain-looking or unattractive woman who has chosen a professional career path rather than marrying, bearing children, and raising a family. Often times these women resent men, and often abuse their limited authority and influence in the workplace.

Mick: I just had my annual review with Jennifer. She thinks I don't have my shit together. I didn't get even a 1% raise...
Dean: I just had mine with Kevin. He said I don't have my shit together either, but we laughed about it, and he gave me a 6% raise anyway. That Jennifer is such a fucking Career Bruno....I'm glad I don't work for her anymore!

by Nitrolian June 5, 2013

Case Closed

An exclamatory phrase used to signify that matters have reached a point of no return. Nothing can be done. The situation has reached a low point or a level of finality. Alternatives to this phrase include "Case Locked" and "Case Welded," which indicate even higher levels of a situation being poor or hopeless.

Girl 1: I met a guy at the bar last night but but he's moving across the country next week and I'll never see him again.

Girl 2: Damn, case closed. You're locked.

Girl 3: Nah, this situation is case WELDED.

by FrenchOnion May 16, 2021

Sex-case

1. A tireless pursuer of sex
2. Someone who has been accused or suspected of a sexual offence
3. A case containing sexual paraphernalia

The baggage handlers couldn't believe what they found in Jack's sex-case.

by Kenny23456 April 23, 2015