Carti 2.0

Being called a Carti 2.0 isn’t something to be proud of. It pretty much means you like blue balling others just like Carti does when he announces new music but never pursues.

Guy 1: “Yo dude my girlfriend and I had sex”

Guy 2: “Well did you finish?”

Guy 1: “No!? She blue balled me so hard I started calling her Carti 2.0@

by realzzzzzz October 1, 2023

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playboi carti

the sexist vamp on earth. makes fire music but never wanna release it😒

selah : playboi carti is so sexy i love him

eric : yes playboi carti is the best rapper on earth

by anonymous November 21, 2021

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Izzy Carty this is for you..... I know that you'll never see this but I'm to scared to message you this . I miss you so much like no words can describe how much I miss you. We were unbreakable and the bestest due in the world. I could tell you everything and I know you would keep it safe. I cry nearly every night thinking of you, knowing that I probably won't every have you back in my life. I miss going out to the white rose, walking down to school, sleepovers and how we would always be there for one another. It's different now at school, I'm not enjoying it one bit. I don't want to come into school anymore. My anxiety has gotten really bad and I wish you was here for me :(. I remember that time me and you stood outside my house in the rain and I gave you my jumper cos you was cold, I remember that time we went shopping in Primark and got matching shirts ( I still have it) and my favourite memories was when we use to go on call for hours and just laugh our head off. I honestly miss you so much.... I've never had a friendship as good as mine and your and I really hope that we get to have that friendship back. It's been 3 months now and we still haven't spoken, I don't know why you think I would do anything like that. I miss you so much and I wish we were still mates.

Izzy Carty was my best friend :(

by UserNotFound:( November 21, 2021

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carty party

a party in your high school bathroom where all the fiends are smacking their fake dank vapes and exotic THC cartridges

Fiend #1: Ayo edgar pull up to the carty party at lunch
Fiend #2: Bet brooo that shits gonna be bussin brooo

by cartfiend December 6, 2020

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Carty

When a party is held during COVID and everyone gets COVID.

Friend 1: Hey, did you hear about that carty with like 50 people?

Friend 2: Yeah dude, heard it was a rave. At least half of the people there got covid.

by Ruegue January 1, 2021

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