an undershirt or old article of clothing that is used for cleaning up semen after a sexual act is performed, usually used after masturbation and is commonly located under the bed stiff like a piece of cardboard.
Mom: "I washed that disgusting shirt I found under your bed, was that glue you got on there?"
Teen: "God damn it mom, that was my best cardboard tshirt."
Teen: "God damn it mom, that was my best cardboard tshirt."
by 570 February 23, 2009
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A colleague walks past and notices your anguish: "What's up?".
"Oh, I'm ...". You explain the problem and what you have done so far. However you suddenly discover the solution before you have finished speaking! So far your colleague has been as useful as a cardboard cutout.
This happens often and I think it is due to you having to present your problem to someone in a way that you think will aid their understanding, often dispensing with some of the details. In doing so, you also clarify your own thoughts, untying them in your mind to eventually cite a solution.
Sometimes all it needs is a cardboard cutout of your favorite GURU!
-- RussFreeman.
Also sometimes known as a Programmer's Dummy - DarrenTarbard
A colleague walks past and notices your anguish: "What's up?".
"Oh, I'm ...". You explain the problem and what you have done so far. However you suddenly discover the solution before you have finished speaking! So far your colleague has been as useful as a cardboard cutout.
This happens often and I think it is due to you having to present your problem to someone in a way that you think will aid their understanding, often dispensing with some of the details. In doing so, you also clarify your own thoughts, untying them in your mind to eventually cite a solution.
Sometimes all it needs is a cardboard cutout of your favorite GURU!
-- RussFreeman.
Also sometimes known as a Programmer's Dummy - DarrenTarbard
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Whereas a paper cut is a cut resulting from contact with the edge of a piece of paper, a cardboard cut is a cut resulting from contact with the edge of a sheet of cardboard. While usually rare in occurence, they hurt like HELL.
by Mel March 22, 2006
Get the cardboard cut mug.The act of obtaining someone else's credit card information, by either wordtrashing/word which hardly works anymore, or hacking an online store, or simply looking at someone else's card and writing down it's number and exp. date. Once the card info is obtained the person doing the carding will usually have a drop point (an empty house or building) and have the items ordered with the credit card shipped there to make the whole act pretty untraceable.
by Phender August 5, 2003
Get the carding mug.Cardinal Newman Catholic School and Community College is a crappy secondary school in Coventry, England, but it's not as bad as President Kennedy and Coundon Court.
The teachers are retarded and so are most of the students. The year 7's think they are badmans, and everyone from year 9 to 13 are druggies, tramps, spastic; only a small amount of people are normal. Year 8 are just as bad though, most of the girls are so tarty that if they went in a swimming pool the water would turn orange.
I should know, I go to this school..
The teachers are retarded and so are most of the students. The year 7's think they are badmans, and everyone from year 9 to 13 are druggies, tramps, spastic; only a small amount of people are normal. Year 8 are just as bad though, most of the girls are so tarty that if they went in a swimming pool the water would turn orange.
I should know, I go to this school..
by coventry77 January 25, 2011
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Prounounced "Car-dig-ger"
Prounounced "Car-dig-ger"
Mike - My girlfriend broke up with me.
Jim - I always told you bro, when you get convicted for impaired driving and lose your license, you will lose your girl. That bitch has been a 'cardigger' her whole life.
Jim - I always told you bro, when you get convicted for impaired driving and lose your license, you will lose your girl. That bitch has been a 'cardigger' her whole life.
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