Wisconsin Capri-sun

When you double handed deep dog throat a man in his mid to late 30's while drinking a corona beer on a Wednesday afternoon

I gave that man the best Wisconsin Capri-sun of his life.

by Loritis August 21, 2020

Capri

capri is a weird 11 year old boy on discord that likes to scream in kids ears and eats peoples limbs. do not touch a capri in any sort of way or else youll get bitch slapped. Capri also HATES eyes with a passion. And ripped his own eyes out before.

Person *hugs capri*
Capri *slaps face cutely*

by Caepri October 22, 2020

Capri-sun Vodkas

A drink promising side effects which will render you a crying mess, convince you everyone is married and theive your ability to walk or bunch together more than 3 syllables, however as if by magic when you see ya girl this mysterious concoction will make you promptly obtain the persona of a high class russian stripper.

I cant believe you gave them capri-sun vodkas again theyll be slut dropping to asda convinced theyll see kevin costner then mourning the death of Tobey Maguire as spiderman in no time

by JuicyOliwia6669 September 21, 2017

Capri

A stupid girl that can be a bitch

tells a joke “capri” bye

by Jahk doxc December 3, 2021

capri

one of the most amazing individuals in the world <3 theyre vv funny and vv cute and sweet, i wish the best on them.

“hey do you know cap/capri?”
“omg yeah hes amazing lol”

by kixidii March 27, 2021

capri sun

after swallowing a load of James chode

woah it was so big I had two capri suns.

by JamesAndLilly.com September 14, 2021

sunrise capri sun

a popular alcoholic drink on the east coast. You mix juice with vodka and a couple of other things and call it a sunrise. Usually fixed at parties, and typically a chic drink.

Taylor- Yo what can I hit you up with?

Jennie- I think I want a sunrise capri sun

by mrmixer123 March 18, 2010