Zimbabwe Swamp Cannon

A phenomenon caused by pulling out too fast during anal sex which causes a vacuum which then sprays the fecal matter out of the rectum at a high speed.

My parents walked in on my boyfriend boning me in the ass and he pulled out really fast causing a Zimbabwe Swamp Cannon spraying shit all over his junk. It was so embarrassing he broke up with me.

by Trapmaster Crouch January 19, 2009

ho cannon

A weapon used to gun down hos. Metaphoric hos, not actually women.

It appears that Steve here was sent to his maker by a ho cannon

by AJ from The Crest May 16, 2007

man canyon

Man Canyon- (man can-yin) (n) A crevice or canyon (such as the Grand Canyon) in a male specimen

Russel bought a clean roll of toilet paper to keep his man canyon tidy

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Holy Moly Judy, that man canyon is deep!

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DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAamn, that man canyon is a one hairy jawn!

by Alex Jacobs and Zach Bowden August 26, 2007

Gunk Cannon

A particularly large and angry erection

Gary dropped to his knees to admire Alan’s enormous Gunk Cannon, “I couldn’t possibly fit that in” he exclaimed.

by Herbert Schweffe October 24, 2019

Cornhole Canyon

The sequel to Brokeback Mountain. Cornhole Canyon is the second installment in a whole saga of butt-fucking cowboys.

Also, a great name for gay porn that is unrelated to Brokeback Mountain.

Gareth: I just saw Cornhole Canyon last night.
Jalapeno: Woah, really?
Gareth: Yeah, it gave me lots of ideas of what I could do with my boy...umm girlfriend.
Jalapeno: Gay, much?

by [insert witty name here] October 4, 2009

Cannonballer

A well trained road rallyist, who enjoys speeding on the open road. A driver with complete disregard for authority. A phrase made popular by Brock Yates, creator of the original "Cannonball Run" aka Cannonball Sea to Shining Sea Memorial Dash (1971).

"Look at that crazy nut on the road, he thinks he's a real cannonballer!"

by J. Sanchez November 2, 2005

party cannon

Pinkie never leaves home without one.

'I never leave home without my party cannon!'

by TriariusTheThird January 7, 2012