Hash Cakes

Cakes (or Muffins) that contain Hash for extra flavour and a kick.
Main purpose of cooking Hash Cakes is to get high or stoned. They can be cooked by adding 'green' or 'weed' to normal cake or muffin mix.

Example:

"Some one make me some fucking Hash Cakes" said Mike

by SFMRadio January 4, 2007

Sweet cuppin cakes

A kah-razy cartoon starring a cross between a cow and a helicopter, Eh Steve, a Wheelchair, and Strong Bad with an old Casio keyboard for a head.

"Eh, Steve!"
"I'll get you, Eh Steve, if it's the last thing I do!!"

by H Hog May 6, 2003

Noobie Cakes

One that is new at a game, but for some strange reason, they like to eat cake while they play, despite getting owned by everybody

or....

your secret lover that is a noob, and u like to whisper the phrase "Noobie Cakes" in his ear, while ur run ur fingers through his hair

why the hell are u eating that fucking cake while u play this game, its only making u worse, u damn Noobie Cakes

or....

Mmmm Noobie Cakes come closer, you feel so good...

by TreyBomb May 4, 2006

cakes

A woman with a nicely shaped booty.

"Damn! She's got cakes like everyday is her birthday!"

by danmee March 10, 2007

Coffee Cakes

A male, usually in his 60's, living in Suburban Philadelphia, that exhibits bad acne scarring on his face, usually disfiguring.

Fred: You still going out with that Coffee Cakes Guy?
Kellie: Nah, I kicked Coffee Cakes to curb months ago.

Dude has acne so bad, there's no recovering from his Coffee Cakes complexion. I feel bad for the fucker.

by KellieV123 October 19, 2007

Bakin-Cakes

Makin babies, gettin yo grind one without a jimmy hat.

Bitch what you doin? U and dude over there bakin-cakes

by Tricey08 February 14, 2008

grease cakes

A slow, dim-witted young man by the name of Mike Peterson. He likes to pork overweight older women with paunches.

Grease cakes is coming over! Hide your folks!

by Phartman July 9, 2004