Cacklemuncher

Someone who eats dried sperm and pubic hair

Darnell is such a cacklemuncher, i bet he cacklemunches all day

by Oure September 29, 2018

Cracklesack

A name for a person being, goofy, silly, crazy or spontaneous. May also apply if a day is going badly or a class was not very fun. May be used as a noun, a verb or an adjective.

"You cracklesack."

"This is such a cracklesack day"

"I am taking a total cracklesack class."

by K$T February 3, 2010

crackle my popcorn

An expression indicating that something has brought the speaker great pleasure...usually in a mind-blowing fashion.

Man, that just crackled my popcorn.
That song totally crackles my popcorn.
You crackle my popcorn.

by Alqualonde September 4, 2015

Crackle and titty spackle

When you're watching a movie on crackle and and you fuck her titties and spackle all over her tits after.

The act of watching crackle and spackling on her tits.
If you do this you will be a true crackle and titty spackle master.

by BeatingUpMidgets June 27, 2016

Cankle Dick

When you have a big dick but have erectyle dysfunction so it is so flaccid that your lover cannot get any enjoyment from your gerth.

My sirority sister hooked up with this hot guy and when they went to do the deed he could not enter because he had cankle dick.

by Twin Brother Darkness May 24, 2016

Canklepotamus

1. A grossly obese reptile known for hidden colostomy bags, epileptic seizures, lesbianism and lying.
2. The 2016 Democrat Party nominee for President of the United States.
3. An evil cunt.

Did you see the dump the Canklepotamus took? It looks just like an UD volunteer editor!!!

The reason the FBI didn't indict is because there isn't a prison cell large enough to hold the Canklepotamus.

Hey, did you hear the Canklepotamus ' latest lie?

The Democrats gave us a bad choice between the Canklepotamus and a communist, smh.

by Johnny Midnyte September 10, 2016

cackerdown

(v) The act of giving a girl some good ol' cack

Person 1: "Hey see that hot girl over there?"
Person 2: "Oh ya I'd cackerdown."

by cackerdown June 21, 2018