Peen Cushion

A term used to describe a slut who always seems to have penises inside her mouth, ass, vagina, etc, like a pin cushion.
Martha is such a peen cushion, she gave Bobby a blowjob, had sex with Sam and Daniel in the same day, AND let Jose get to her back door.

No guy would ever marry Jessica, she's just a walking, talking peen cushion!
by SkinsMan93m2 September 19, 2010
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cushion pushing

The intamate act of using a double headed sex toy in your anuses to make a reverse centipede with your cabooses.
Hope my girl is feeling frisky tonight I’m gonna see if she is up for some cushion pushing.
by Trug March 27, 2019
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cuddle-cushion

the labial folds of a woman's vagina
usually larger than "normal"
"I buried my head in that bitch's cuddle-cushion last night, nigga"
by Michael Ferry March 12, 2007
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Whoopee Cushion

When someone is trying to fart in the face of another person, and they splatter diarrhea all over the inside of their pants.
"Would you rather have me Whoopee Cushion your sister, or . . . wha- wha- wait. No."
by A Friggen Moose April 10, 2010
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Stink Cushion

One's Butt, usually used negatively
did you smell that?

yeah i think it came from martins stink cushion!
by silverfiji July 13, 2010
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More cushion for the pushin'

Refers to the wonderfully smooth and buoyant feeling that a male experiences when he is having sexual intercourse with a larger woman. ("Larger" refers to body shape: full-figured, curvy, chubby, or fat. In general, it does not refer to height, although women with "extra junks in their trunks" can often be as tall as, or taller than, the males trying to bone them. These women often have heavy full breasts, squishy tummies, generous buttocks, and thick thighs, all of which provide padding for the male's frenzied thrusts.)
"That broad that Jim is talking to over at the bar is at least three times his weight. Each of her mammary glands weighs more than both his legs. What's his deal?"

"His wife's pelvis bone keeps giving him rope burn when they shag. So he's out to find more cushion for the pushin'."
by hipster_of_the_month December 01, 2012
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Amsterdam whoopee cushion

The act of blowing air into ones vagina then violently pushing down on her stomach to make her uncontrollably queef
I surprised Jenny with an Amsterdam whoopee cushion last night......... she beat the sit out of me
by Snvert97 February 23, 2021
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