carolina crouton

when a small tobacco leaf sticks to your lip while smoking

Dude, you should have seen this skank. She had a Carolina Crouton hanging off her lip while talking to the Bartender.

by wfDongWhereIsGpaCar May 11, 2016

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Pants crouton

A piece of feces left after wiping that has become crusty after time.

I think I have a pants crouton stuck between my cheeks.

by JoeyHey October 11, 2015

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Crouton

A racial slur against bread people

"Man, Seefop is a real crouton"
-Some dead person

by dragonex564 April 15, 2021

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A “stale cracker” by analogy to the salad topping. Similar in usage to “ok boomer” but more contemptuous. Used to mock someone for stereotypically “old, white” behavior. Superlative is “absolute” akin to “absolute unit”.

You demanded to speak to the manager and then demanded they “go back to where they came from?” Ugh you absolute crouton.

by Jockeys41 June 21, 2025

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Crouton jongen

Crouton jongen is ontstaan van uit mister nielson.
Een snel (na een week) ontwikkelde, schilverige, krokante huidlaag.
Crouton is niet verwijderen van het lichaam, dit valt vanzelf na ongeveer 2 maanden van het lichaam af.

Zie het als een slang die aan het vervellen is. (Crouton vervellings)

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by Crouton jongen November 23, 2021

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