anne coulter

A euphemism used by conservatives to define a wet dream

Rex: I had an Anne Coulter last night and it was excellent
Spud: Excellent!
Rex: You can say that again
Spud: Excellent!

by davefromspain January 27, 2008

Ann Coulter

A fascist bitch demagogue and troublemaker whose violent hatred and bigotry gives Christianity a bad name just like the Middle Eastern terrorists give Islam a bad name. She became a millionaire by peddling screeds of hatred against religious and ethnic minorities, Islam, gays, and of course , "liberals" (that is, people who don't agree with her sick, twisted satanic philosophy). If you read excerts from her books you can see that she is a violent, extremely hateful psychotic. If you've had history class in college you can see she is similar to Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, and also Slobodan Milosevic - the son-of-a-bitch. She advocates violence against her targets of hatred. She is dangerous. She often has a wild hateful look in her eyes. She needs to be admitted in an asylum and sedated. She is crazy.

Bill: Look at Tony! He's reading that Ann Coulter book again.

George: Tony can't think for himself. He follows any guru who claims to be a Christian. Ain't nothing Christian about Ann Coulter. She's just a plain bitch.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 6, 2008

The Ann Coulter Effect

The longer the media goes without mentioning the perpetrator's race, the less likely it's going to be white.

Has the media not mentioned the perpetrator's race in a while? It's probably The Ann Coulter Effect in place and the perp is less likely to going to be white.

by GiantOof69 November 25, 2019

Ann Coulter

From Middle English: Annye (being warm and smooth) Coullentre (having vile or rank-smelling appendages).

A mythical hosebeast from ancient Saxon folklore, the "Ann Coulter" was said to be the offspring of Satan and a Viking queen named Hildastank II. She would appear unsolicited in the homes of poor families around the English countryside, raiding the fridge and offering no "thank-you" in return. The Ann Coulter was believed to carry a fannypack containing any number of Coldplay albums, Miley Cyrus DVDs, and other dirty bombs. She was known as "The Ruiner," for her proclivity to lay waste to entire civilizations, whilst leaving an "upper-decker" in the second story lav.

QUESTION: Dude, what the fuck? You're mom is lying dead on the kitchen floor, there's a pregnant cow in the living room, and you have a bottle of Barton's vodka shoved up your asshole base first. What the fuck happened here?

ANSWER: Ann Coulter brah, Ann Coulter.

by Rudyard McDallis November 28, 2010

full-Coulter

To take an position entirely and completely aligned with the conservative horse-mouth, Ann Coulter;

Derived from the movie "Tropic Thunder" where Ben Stiller as Tugg Speedman is advised to "never go full retard," in regard to his former portrayal of "Simple Jack" in another production.

Dude, never go full-Coulter, no one will ever take you seriously, again.

by ExistentMe January 9, 2009

owen coulter

'owen coulter' is a term used to describe one with great influence and great natural charisma. Has an amazing YouTube channel called Bradford.vlogger I advise you to subscribe. The term is also used to describe immaculate performance in bed.

1)This channel is so owen Coulter

2) He is so Owen Coulter

by Simon Algfrty August 24, 2017

ann coulter

the most beautiful woman that I want to punch in the throat

i want to punch ann coulter in the throat

by ggd1082 January 2, 2010