Corporate Cockshaft

The act of working five days a week for a corporation that you hate because you need a job.

Made popular by the 1999 British film, Human Traffic.
After taking the corporate cockshaft for five days I had 48 hours, 48 hours of freedom.
by Rankojin July 15, 2004
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corporate colostomy

A company man/woman who always has there head up their arse eating their own shit. Ultimately, when they take there heads out, they normally talk shit as well
by cumbrianbeast January 15, 2004
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corporate air

Stale air from air conditioners, like the kind circulating in big corporate offices, which is all that corporate flunkies breathe day in and day out, instead of you know, like fresh air.
Yo, lets get out of this corporate air and go for a run
by The pondering writer March 25, 2015
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Corporate LARPing

Live Action Role Play consisting of dressing and acting like middle-aged business men. This is usually done in large groups in corporate settings such as hotel bars or conference rooms.
"I think those three guys who crashed the business lunch were just corporate larping"
by Bill from HR October 07, 2011
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corporate frat

One who is involved in general debauchery during the week -drinking past midnight, hooking up with random girls, passing out in a place other than their own - but always shows up for his high paying corporate job on time each day. The person must be under the age of 35, have an income over $100,000, and never know the name of the girls he sleeps with.
"Joe was out till like 3am last night, he finally banged that girl from accounting, and then he gave a killer presentation at this morning's meeting." "Yeah, that's some serious corporate frat".
by DC Debauchery June 19, 2008
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shitbag corporation

a corporation despised for its activities and and has earned its reputation as a shitbag corporation
i read the news paper this morning shitbag corporation is bringing a factory to my town
by littlejimmie November 30, 2018
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Corporal Powell

A soldier cut down before his prime. A man (or woman) who has tragically fallen short of his (or her) potential. This contrasts with General Colin Powell, who has been very successful.
Corporal Powell, the replicator is not operable during orbital drop...please defer to the the blinking blue light. NO! Do not unfasten your harness! CORPORAL Powell...DO YOU READ ME!?!?! NOOOOOOO!
by Lineup McShots November 04, 2009
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