Consolicularitis

Swollen sore tesicules from bashing the gaming console on your package during bursts of outrage, resulting from playing war games on xbox.

During a marathon session of playing xbox, Wilson eventually had enough and screamed "goddamn it!" when he died (again), and simultaneously bashed the console into his testicules, resulting in severe consolicularitis.

by Etak_soda September 29, 2011

Consolation Guest

A "Consolation Guest" is someone who is invited to an event, party, concert, etc, but only after the "First Choice Guest" is a no show and, at the last minute, your buddy needs someone to go with them. Basically, you are a second choice...or third...chopped liver...filler...

You will get the "Consolation Guest" offer, most often, the day of the event.

In a backward sort of way, being asked as a Consulation Guest, is a complement. You are asked because you are not a flake, are spontaneous, have decent manners, and versatile wardrobe. Oh, and a reliable car and gas money, because, as Consulation Guest, they expect you to drive..."after all, they invited you!".

Friend: "Hey Becky, wanna go the the (insert name of event here) with me? Jason was going, but he flaked out on me. Oh, and it's tonight."

You: "Dude, I am insultated you're asking me as the Consolation Guest, but I always wanted to see (insert name of superstar here). Sure, I'll go. I suppose I'm driving?"

by MsRat33 December 7, 2013

cantolope

cool swagy

u are a cantolope

by binaries January 2, 2015

console killer pc

a gaming pc that is built around the same price as a console with equal or better performance

Norm built a $500 console killer pc that outperforms the ps4 pro

by GTX 1080ti June 8, 2017

consoleplayersh

In guitar hero, A player who's only good at strumming and really bad at tapping. A pcplayersh and a conesoleplayersh are the exact opposite of each other.

Yuri Nator is a consoleplayersh and they are also a furry because they changed their pfp on twitter.

- Normie "What does the "sh" in pcplayersh and consoleplayersh mean?"
-guitar hero elitist "It means Scorehero"

by Arctic Choke A.K.A artichoke December 22, 2019

Console War

A dick-measuring contest usually between Microsoft Fanboys and Sony Fanboys to try and justify buying one of the 300 dollar instead of the other 300 dollar console.

Microsoft Fanboy: The Xbox Series X is going to win the console war because it's more powerful
Sony Fanboy: The PlayStation 5 is going to win the console war because it has better games
Nintendo Fanboys: The Nintendo Switch is going to win because you can take a shit while playing smash bros.

by heywaitasecond March 22, 2021

Bishop Connolly High

Bishop Connolly is a small high school in Fall River, Massachusetts. The school is mid at best. To describe to the student population the best its composed of 20% vapers/stoners, 20% nerds, 3% emo girls, 7% jocks, 35% normal people, 5% fatherless children, and 10% cringe tiktoker girls. Overall, the school is fine, I guess. Don't try to use the bathroom on the far side of the school. There are always nerds vaping in there, essentially rendering the bathroom hazardous for normal people to use. Going into that bathroom, you are guaranteed cancer from all the secondhand smoke (or, well, vape fumes). The school is closing this year, and that is sad or something. In the end, this school is fine. I met a lot of new friends here, but it is kind of mid.

Principal: What are your thoughts on Bishop Connolly High?

Average Student: I mean it's alright like... overrated as fuck in my opinion I mean... And you know what though? That's typically how the bullshit goes... you feel me?

by Shrek9898989898 May 7, 2023