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cannediversary

N. The yearly anniversary of when you were canned (a.k.a. let go, downsized, considered redundant).
Alternate use: canniversary
I've decided to throw a Cannediversary Party to celebrate the day I was tossed out of that corporate Hellhole. All the ladies will wear pink slips, we'll serve canned foods, downsized items like mini weenies, have a bonfired and end it by letting some firedworks go off.
by PJeigh May 12, 2007
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Concentration douche face

The equivalence to resting bitch face, only this is the face made whenever someone is reading or working.
"Yo man you look really pissed. Is everything okay?"
"Oh yeah. I just have concentration douche face."
by Jumbawumba April 2, 2015
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Coinez

I just got the Coinez
by Coinez September 4, 2021
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Immaculate Concepshit

1. The process by which a person spends 9 minutes actively pushing out what is believed to be a one foot long, one pound fecal product the provides the sensation of shitting only to reveal that nothing was actually produced. The experience includes a psychological equivalent of defecation such as the sensation of an object slowly leaving the anal sphincter muscle without the messy afterbirth.

2. Leaving no evidence that a prior shit had occurred.
“I just spent 15 minutes making an immaculate concepshit that I swear was hanging there before I clipped it off. That was an easy cleanup!”
by AdamEntity October 4, 2013
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Commander Canned

A literal beast on Tiktok and member of Cool Kidz Podcast. Friendly to all his fans and one of the funniest comedians alive. His expertise in the art of “Monica” has led him to fame, fortune, and promotion to Commander
Dang is that Jordan Rogers?
No dude, you have to call him Commander Canned! Say it wrong again and have the fury of a 8 year veteran of the war 360 no-scope you in the kneecaps, making you not able to walk again and furthermore embarrassing you!
by soorpatellontiktok May 11, 2019
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Connecticutioners

(Pronounces like executioners)

The way to refer to your fellow rich, preppy brethren from the state of Connecticut. Why Connecticutioners? Cause the Constitutioners is nerdy and the Nutmeggers sounds gay.
CONNECTICUTIONERS!!! WOOO!!! ALRIGHT!!!! WE RULE!!!
NEW JERSEY SUCKS D!!!
by mak124 August 4, 2010
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sean connery

1). The original actor for James Bond
2). Responsible for saying "You're the man now dog!" and the basis for joke websites called ytmnds.
3). Is obssesed with Anal Bum Cover, Whore Seamen, and The Rapists. Loves Alex Trebek's Mom.
Mr. Sean Connery will you please shut up and get on with the game.
by KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN January 28, 2005
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