Coggie

A Liverpudlian word for a bump/lump on the head after an injury, commonly referred to elsewhere as an 'egg'.

Aaah! My baba's gorra massive coggie on 'er 'ead! We had to take er to the hossie!

by Fasta July 8, 2010

Condi Rice

The first African-American war criminal.

Condi Rice was one of the major architects of the invasion of Iraq before becoming Secretary of State

by Rattus cattus September 15, 2006

cogida

fuck in spanish you dumwad.

Cogida my testicle fell off.

by Peeboy July 21, 2003

Concierge

Yeah... whatever, "Google for those too rich" person. A Concierge, these days, is (1) a trained professional who is there to do the things that people don't FEEL like doing, or, if they're not from the area, unable to OPERATE a computer themselves, or simply disinclined to do it for themselves. (2) a trained professional with an extensive personal network whereby seemingly 'impossible' things are made to come to fruition.

1) "Young Concierge man? Where is the nearest center for the blind?"

2) "Young Concierge Lady? I need 4 three-legged, purple ducks, that are blind in one eye, a case of vintage Veuve Clicquot Ponsardin Brut (1912), VIP ACCESS to the sold-out sky boxes at the new Yankee stadium--- in 10 minutes (!!!), a yellow Masarati with less than 154.7 miles on it to meet my jet on the tarmac at 9:16am, the best hotel room in New York, a live, pregnant Sugar Glider (carrying triplets), AAAAAAAAAAAND Bottle service at the BOOTY BAR"

Thank you very MUCH! We make the impossible possible.

by Annoyed by Ignorance December 4, 2010

Coggins

Coggins is an infamous racist and high-ranked Ku Klux Klan grand wizard, known best for his Twitch.tv livestream showcasing him smashing a black man's head with a hammer.

Coggins loves em :SMILE:

by AntisocialWeeb August 22, 2018

chongies

The plural word for chongy

pass them chongies overe here! bitch

by Jon Briscoe December 14, 2004

cogito ergo corgi

Latin for, I think, therefor I am a corgi.

René Descartes dog, on a sunny walk, contemplated to itself, cogito ergo corgi.

by thefileclerk June 10, 2011