A blunt that is provided as a consolation for a friend who has just had an expensive piece of paraphernalia, usually a bong, smashed by the pigs.
Having a bong smashed, especially by a smug prick wearing a badge, is one of the most disheartening parts of smoking weed. Usually requires some good cannabis to prevent a paraphernalia charge turning into a murder-suicide.
Having a bong smashed, especially by a smug prick wearing a badge, is one of the most disheartening parts of smoking weed. Usually requires some good cannabis to prevent a paraphernalia charge turning into a murder-suicide.
by kickflipthecat July 1, 2009
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Get the Sophistical and Conflationary mug.Committing conflaytion between different senses of the word "dream" can confuse and confound; on the other hand, it can also set one free from the limits of linguistic reality and logic!
by Doos Jarus February 15, 2021
Get the conflaytion mug.They're changing the terms because you're conflating the terms, retard. You just did just there. You brought it up in the Matt Walsh fucking episode! You acknowledge the difference between the attraction (as something that nothing can be done about) and the thing you're conflating with (molestation).
Hym "You're conflating the attraction and the molestation so they're changing the terms because they don't think you understand the difference."
A retard "I don't care!"
Hym "Yeah, I know and I don't care if your kid gets fucked and decapitated but the problem with that is you're a minority class and you don't have rights or authority over non-criminals (people who have not committed a crime) you also don't actually have ANY authority because you haven't been elected and what you're trying to do is carve out an inflated moral status as parents that gives you the right to circumvent the judicial process. And in the same way you care more about me not getting my money than you do about me walking out of my door right now and stabing my neighbors kids... I care more about you not doing that than I do about your kids getting fucked. Because you're shit. And your kids are shit. And you need to do a The Mist to yourself and your kids. The pedos are everywhere! It's the only way to keep them safe!"
A retard "I don't care!"
Hym "Yeah, I know and I don't care if your kid gets fucked and decapitated but the problem with that is you're a minority class and you don't have rights or authority over non-criminals (people who have not committed a crime) you also don't actually have ANY authority because you haven't been elected and what you're trying to do is carve out an inflated moral status as parents that gives you the right to circumvent the judicial process. And in the same way you care more about me not getting my money than you do about me walking out of my door right now and stabing my neighbors kids... I care more about you not doing that than I do about your kids getting fucked. Because you're shit. And your kids are shit. And you need to do a The Mist to yourself and your kids. The pedos are everywhere! It's the only way to keep them safe!"
by Hym Iam March 5, 2024
Get the Conflating mug.No hodgetwins, he is literally doing THE OPPOSITE. He's bifurcating. Literally. Splitting gender/sex into gender AND sex.
Hym "I'm not conflating shit life with depression and I don't actually need any of those things. My problem is what I said it is and it will be solved by either this or child murder. Why would I listen to a guy who doesn't know what 'Real' is?"
by Hym Iam June 19, 2024
Get the Conflating mug.You do that a lot. Calling into question whether or not something is the case is not illiciting an action from the read. And my use of simile is not an affirmative claim.
Hym "And you are CONFLATING those things... A LOT. And you are engaging in the CONFLATION... So that you can assign to me culpability in acts in which I did not activately partake. Stop doing it. That's YOU. Doing a thing to me. And that THING... Is CALLED... CONFLATING."
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