An institution that society uses to further sort, sift, and weed out its members into basic categories of winners and losers.
While some students will succeed in community college and obtain a vocational credential or transfer to a 4-year school (both of which are noble) many will find it just as difficult as their high-school experience and will drop out and work in a menial job for the rest of their life. Others will graduate with an Associate's degree in nothing special and will find jobs pretty much as inaccessible to them as if they only had a high school diploma or equivalent.
Either way, society helps its members find their own level, giving those with merit the opportunities they deserve while preventing those who don't meet a basic threshold of academic aptitude (or intelligence/ambition/discipline) from obtaining a degree they surely DON'T deserve.
Of course, this is NOT what CC's themselves SAY they exist for--it's what they ACTUALLY DO.
While some students will succeed in community college and obtain a vocational credential or transfer to a 4-year school (both of which are noble) many will find it just as difficult as their high-school experience and will drop out and work in a menial job for the rest of their life. Others will graduate with an Associate's degree in nothing special and will find jobs pretty much as inaccessible to them as if they only had a high school diploma or equivalent.
Either way, society helps its members find their own level, giving those with merit the opportunities they deserve while preventing those who don't meet a basic threshold of academic aptitude (or intelligence/ambition/discipline) from obtaining a degree they surely DON'T deserve.
Of course, this is NOT what CC's themselves SAY they exist for--it's what they ACTUALLY DO.
"I hate high school. I think I'll go to community college after I graduate/drop out." That won't work out.
"I'm going to the local community college to get my paramedic's certification."
"I'm going to the local community college to get my paramedic's certification."
by Teacher of Mushy Minds April 15, 2012
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Some small fucking POS that will Either make you love god completely most rare one in truth but if you step inside it seems like the majority of the students are like that but thier not. or it will make you absolutely hate the idea of god or the last option is that you came thier because you fucked up too bad in public school which sucks for those kids they say jail might be better. 1 thing about Private schools like this one is that thier is still drugs and alcohol problems with students 2. A GOOD MAJORITY OF THE GIRLS ARE SLUTS! 3. and you will pass if you suck up to certain teachers and act like a goody toshus. this school is also a place for REJECTS you know the kids that would get beat up in a second at public schools these kids might not survive 10 seconds in real life.
(this one is a example of a kid who is deviod of social skills we will call him Little princess for this example)
Johny: haha thats what she said
Little princess: Yeah! thats what she said!
Johny: STOP COPYING EVERYTHING I SAY!!!!
Little princess: durr ok. (then promptly goes back to copying everything you say)
thats Community Christian School Denver
The next example is one off A slut for this example we will call her FLEXOR and we will start the conversation in bible class
Teacher: Ok turn to psalms 2:5
teacher: now this verse has nothing to do with sex but i am going to talk about how all the guys just want to fuck and the girls are all inoscenent flowers. now someone tell me why you shouldn't have sex.
Flexor: because it takes apart of your soul
teacher: good job!
(flexor after school on the phone)
Flexor: oh yes 25 year old man with no job and two kids fuck me FUCK MY 16 year old cunt
Johny: haha thats what she said
Little princess: Yeah! thats what she said!
Johny: STOP COPYING EVERYTHING I SAY!!!!
Little princess: durr ok. (then promptly goes back to copying everything you say)
thats Community Christian School Denver
The next example is one off A slut for this example we will call her FLEXOR and we will start the conversation in bible class
Teacher: Ok turn to psalms 2:5
teacher: now this verse has nothing to do with sex but i am going to talk about how all the guys just want to fuck and the girls are all inoscenent flowers. now someone tell me why you shouldn't have sex.
Flexor: because it takes apart of your soul
teacher: good job!
(flexor after school on the phone)
Flexor: oh yes 25 year old man with no job and two kids fuck me FUCK MY 16 year old cunt
by asshole12312333 December 7, 2009
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by payback101 April 19, 2005
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"Ben's been talking to that melter Jerry for about half an hour now"
"Yeah, he's doing community service"
"Yeah, he's doing community service"
by gintonic October 27, 2008
Get the community service mug.A college that primarily offers 2-3 year diploma programs; often refereed to rather condescendingly as junior college. In Canada, Community College is generally known simply as College while four-year degree programs are normally taught only at a University.
Generally, focuses on a more practical, hands on approach rather then a theory heavy approach. Also has much less focus on the academic subjects and more on technical ones (although most programs will have at least some academic subjects but they’re not the focus).
Usually costs far less then a four-year degree program type of college and is often a more practical option for people that don’t want tens of thousands of dollars in debt from student loans.
People tend to look down on community college because of its technical focus rather then academic focus. They seem to feel that anyone not strong academically is stupid. People that think this way seem to forget that not everyone is academically inclined and everyone learns differently (hence, why there are different options for education).
Many go to Community College because they cannot afford the privilege of going (away) to a four-year college or university.
In short, Community College is another option for education that has a technical rather then academic focus.
Generally, focuses on a more practical, hands on approach rather then a theory heavy approach. Also has much less focus on the academic subjects and more on technical ones (although most programs will have at least some academic subjects but they’re not the focus).
Usually costs far less then a four-year degree program type of college and is often a more practical option for people that don’t want tens of thousands of dollars in debt from student loans.
People tend to look down on community college because of its technical focus rather then academic focus. They seem to feel that anyone not strong academically is stupid. People that think this way seem to forget that not everyone is academically inclined and everyone learns differently (hence, why there are different options for education).
Many go to Community College because they cannot afford the privilege of going (away) to a four-year college or university.
In short, Community College is another option for education that has a technical rather then academic focus.
I went to Community College because I wanted a technical, hands on approach that woulden't leave me tens of thousands on dollars in debt.
by anonymous October 20, 2004
Get the community college mug.Derived from, and similar in meaning to punchcard and community cum dumpster, but usually more emphatic. A punchcard in its original meaning was a piece of paper with a certain number of marked spaces representing a benefit, usually a meal or transit ride. When it was used up ("all its holes punched"), it was discarded.
"Community punchcard" is almost always applied to girls and women who are promiscuous to an extreme; rarely applied to boys or men outside the gay community.
Among musicians, a term applied to a groupie who stays in one city and sleeps with band members and crews as they come through.
"Community punchcard" is almost always applied to girls and women who are promiscuous to an extreme; rarely applied to boys or men outside the gay community.
Among musicians, a term applied to a groupie who stays in one city and sleeps with band members and crews as they come through.
1) "He married her? Shit, she's just a community punchcard!"
2) "She came to class with a trickle of cum on one leg. She is such a community punchcard."
3) "When the band stopped in Honolulu all the roadies would bang Wanda, she was the community punchcard."
2) "She came to class with a trickle of cum on one leg. She is such a community punchcard."
3) "When the band stopped in Honolulu all the roadies would bang Wanda, she was the community punchcard."
by dave July 4, 2004
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