Clinton Darkhorses

The greatest high school football team ever. They've had only 2 losing seasons since 1945.


DYNASTY and the only reason i say Dynasty is cause we're NASTY

1990
Clinton 14 Thomasville 6

1996
Clinton 26 Bundy's 14

1997
Clinton 30 Shelby 14

2001
Clinton 34 Cummings 22

by Brian Faison February 7, 2005

Clinton AR

Small town about and hour and a half north of Little Rock. We're growing though. We have about 3,000 people now!!! The main attractions are: Wal-Mart, our two-cinema theater, and the local park. It's kind of sad, actually.

Clinton AR
Boring
Tiny
At least an hour away from anything fun...

by coal_miners_daughter December 17, 2008

clinton prairie

A school that stole everything but the school colors from the golden gophers.

Clinton Prairie
Mascot: Gopher (that looks like it is on steroids)
School Colors: Black and Red
School Song Minnesota Rouser
Location: In the middle of nowhere.

Random Guy A: What school did you go to?
Random Guy B: Clinton Prairie.
Random Guy A: Where is that?
Random guy B: Exactly.

by InsaneGreyWolf July 21, 2009

Clinton Body Count

The unofficial non existent body count attributed to Hillary and Bill Clinton. It never happened. There were no double tap suicides. None of it happened 53 times and counting.

I tried googling the Clinton Body Count but was redirected to a body shop in Atlanta because apparently there is no connection between the clintons and 53 suicides.

by Leo D'enviro-NO December 14, 2019

Clinton Eyes

Giving the look of professionalism with a hint of "I want to penetrate your holes," in your eyes.

Clinton Eyes Clinton Eyes Bill Sex Rape

by Sidewinder727 November 18, 2010

clinton kohler

Clinton Gay turd that watches too much debate videos

" wow that Clinton Kohler really jerks off too much."

by Fuckmeinthehardjellyanus July 6, 2016

clinton scarf

When you get choked by Clinton while you blow him

I gave her a Clinton Scarf for our anniversary

by gorgorgorilla May 3, 2016