newfie circumcision

Procedure performed on newborn males on the rock. A screech bottle is used to guide a cod fileting knife for the perfect removal of the foreskin of the penis. Following the procedure the men take sips from the bottle of screech until the last one gets the foreskin who must consume it. They become the child's Godfather.
G'day bye where ya to? Aye bye Ima heading to me sis's we be doin a newfie circumcision on her youngin.

Alright bye good luck and me hopes you don't gets the last sip.
by Linchmob October 03, 2020
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Hawaiian Circumcision

After a fun filled day at the beach you and your lady friend decide to get frisky and have intercourse on the sand. You must fill up her pussy with sand and proceed to dunk your penis into it then fuck the sand deep in until your foreskin falls off from the rough sandy intercourse.
e.g guys last night I circumcised myself by trying the Hawaiian Circumcision
by macca1251 July 18, 2022
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ghetto circumcision

when you try to zip up your zipper and your dick gets caught and takes some foreskin with it
Last night I was drunk and gave myself a ghetto circumcision
by Jaykwon IV March 18, 2014
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warrington circumcision

Punching your sister in the jaw while she is sucking your cock.
As my sister was sucking my dick yesterday, I thought "what a better time to give myself a Warrington circumcision. (Based upon the plentiful experiences of concrete workers in Warrington PA.)
by Dick Izzinya October 17, 2006
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Wolverhampton Circumcision

When the skin of a penis is remove, much like the romaval of a sausages casing.
Traditional a ladder is used to perform the procedure.
I was trying to fuck my hoover, and almost gave myself a wolverhampton circumcision
by chris-jerichos-hairline August 20, 2022
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weenal circumcision

The act of removing weenal foreskin from around your elbow because you are out of shape and old as shit.
I have to schedule a weenal circumcision stat. My weenus is covering my elbow. That shit got to go!
by Datzwatshesed September 15, 2019
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