Barnacle Tapping

Taking home the most rachet girl from an island or nautical themed bar.

Steve went home with a sea creature last night. Totally barnacle tapping.

by Turtle Rider September 7, 2013

barnaclebrain

someone who is sexy and proceeds to skull fuck any short Indian child within a 3 meter radius.

Shut up you stupid fucking barnaclebrain (LOL)

by Boberton444 November 9, 2020

Barnacle Sauce

A thick gravy-like residue which forms on the testicles and inner thigh created by the build up of smegma, cum, piss, and sweat conjoining into a homogeneous mixture.

Girl 1: Oh my gosh there's jason!! YOU SHOULD ASK HIM OUT!!
Girl 2: Nah, Samantha told me the last time she slept with him he had barnacle sauce.
Girl 1: Oh gross.

by DogKarma January 30, 2021

Shid Nickel Barnacles

word used to when your shocked, suprise , and etc

meaning like "ohh shit"

John: "Dude did you know theres a test today?"

Eric: " Really man?"

John: "Yea!"

Eric: "shid nickel barnacles!"

Petunia & Patootie

by Moneyyy23 September 1, 2010

barnacules

Someone who talks about geek drama on YouTube

Na an na na BATKNIFE! -barnacules 2015

by Uga7 March 22, 2016

Rusty Barnacle

A drink that was invented by two residents of Chico, California (at the time, they were known only as TRistan The Terrible and K.C. Dawg) in early March of 1999. A true Rusty Barnacle is made with bottom shelf spiced rum (usually Kings Bay) and generic Dr. Pepper flavored soft drink(usually Dr. Skipper), however today, other types of rum and any Dr. Pepper style soft drink is commonly used. The drink is still common in Chico and has appeared in the Oakland, San Jose, Sacramento and San Diego area's. Recently the drink has become popular in Maui as well.
A person who has consumed many rusty barnacles is said to have "barnacle Breath".

I have never been so wasted, I'm never drinking another rusty barnacle in my life, or at least, not until tonight.

Don't be mad at Sullivan for hitting on your girlfriend, he has a bad case of Barnacle breath

by Eleven Toes MacMurphy June 19, 2010

Cock Barnacle

One who is an unending annoyance to others in the worst way at the worst time.

"My little brother managed to volunteer himself as my escort to my girlfriends house. I swear until my mom gets a babysitter he will continue to be a total cock barnacle.

by Bill H Black July 21, 2005