silky butt

A silky butt is someone's butt that is so hairless, smooth, and perfect, you swear they must spin silk out of it at night.

"I've been going out with Angela for a few weeks now. She has such a silky butt !"

by dw8177 May 23, 2017

butt wagon

A somewhat generic insult used by Butt-Head on the MTV cartoon, "Beavis and Butt-Head".

{Butt-Head}: Hey cut that out Beavis, you butt wagon!
{Beavis}: Stop calling me a butt wagon!

{Seen in the descriptive text for a drone video on YouTube}:
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the west perimeter of Einstein Park located at 3566 E Dakota Ave. (some butt wagon has it spelled, "Dacota" on their mailbox, hahaha!!!) in Fresno CA. USA at 10:37am PDT on 05-09-20 (or, "2020-05-09T10:37" or "2020 09 May" or even, "May 09, Twenty-Twisted-Stick-Tire" if you prefer)

by Telephony May 18, 2020

poopoo peepee butt fart toilet man

he was a democrat

dumbass: you know who else was a democrat? hitler.

the epitome of education: you know who else was a democrat? poopoo peepee butt fart toilet man. google it.

by linkisaway on tik tok 🤨 January 7, 2021

Double-Dutch Butt-Puss

Double-Dutch Butt Puss - A type of sex game in which you braid your partner's hair into pigtails, and proceed to have anal, then vaginal intercourse, followed by another round of anal and vaginal sex. Perform while jumping a counter-rotating jumprope held by two African-American women wearing Aunt Jemima dresses or Pilgrim-style clothing and buckle shoes. Perform outdoors on a blacktop basketball court, in scorching summer heat, when possible. You may also hire a naked white woman to play an accompanying "chun cha-cha chun" beat on a high-hat cymbal for the duration of the round of Double-Dutch Butt-Puss.

Bitch! Stop annoying me or we're gonna play a few rounds of Double-Dutch Butt-Puss!

by FlyingDutchman666 July 20, 2016

Butt Sex

THE ultimate form of birth control.

Little Johny didn't want to get his girlfriend pregnant, even though she was on birth control. So instead of the mundane vaginal pounding that he would like to do, they just had butt sex.

by magic bananas March 7, 2011

Butt Rations

The process by which people now use less than 20% of their normal toilet paper when wiping their ass. Toilet paper is worth more than gold (by weight) during this coronavirus COVID-19 pandemic.

"I'm going through serious butt rations right now. I'm now down to two squares per trip, and soon, I'll have to resort to Kleenex. Then napkins. Then paper towel. Then socks. Then sandpaper. Then tree bark. Then my hand. Then my other hand. And then I die."

by ToddUncommon March 21, 2020

butt-seps

Biceps for your ass. A fine piece of ass. A booty with muscles.

Hey how are your butt-seps feeling today?
They are feeling butt-seppy thanks for asking.

by April_Jeanette April 10, 2015