butthole pirate

One who plunders other's buttholes. Steals, plunders, rapes, pillage, loot, etc. Often done in the quest for pleasure and/or brown gold.

"That Dude's a total butthole pirate."

by cherrythunder October 5, 2007

grandmas butthole

A meme page on instagram that posts memes and has over 1 million followers. Extreeme Gay style

Have you seen that meme about egg?

Yea it was posted by grandmas butthole

by Hegg December 7, 2017

butthole drunk

Get your girl so drunk she doesn't realize which hole it goes in

I got my girl butthole last night she didn't realize that I stuck it in her butt or not pussy. Butthole drunk means completely wasted

by Teeny tiny weenie May 19, 2016

donkey butthole

Those small chocolate donuts you usually get at a convenience store.

"Yo bro... how bout we hit up the gas station for milk and a pack of donkey buttholes"

by Slick rich August 10, 2017

butthole adventure

when you have had sex with someones butthole

I did scott setzer's mom. It was a real butthole adventure.

by mc greatest November 3, 2009

butthole Popsicle

A butthole popsicle is made when you put an ice cube halfway up your rectum and wait until it melts into a round shape from the heat of your anus, then you can eat it or give it to your significant other.

My boyfriend wanted to spice things up in the bedroom so he made me a butthole popsicle

by zonedefbro May 30, 2016

Trench Butthole

1. A disease first observed and recorded during the first world war when soldiers who were dug deep in the trenches contracted it. Its symptoms consists of: bleeding of the anus, Teh Downs, and in later stages, the anus falling off.

2. The worst map in CoD: MW2.

1. "Sahgent, ah fucked up sah...its mah butthole, it fell off"

2. Chris: "Wow, this trench butthole is making me rage"

Michel: "lol ur bad"

by Knawmean December 19, 2009