Buttered Toast

Masturbating next to a tanning bed with a girl in it. When she opens the lid unaware, immediately blow your load all over her.

Lisa spends so much time at the tanning salon, we should find out when she goes so we can make some buttered toast.

by CrzyJoker December 13, 2010

Buttered nape seed

Semen that has been inside of a vagina and rubbed on a nape, where it receives sweat in the mix, and often has the consistency of warm butter, hence "buttered".

Good lord! That buttered nape seed was rubbed all over my good pants! It's like a crotch sauce with butter!

by D Clerke July 17, 2004

buttered clam

When a female inserts a stick of butter inside her vaginal cavity. OR When a female is so wet, its slick like melted butter

Example 1 - Friend 1:"Hey man, howd she butter that piece of bread, were on the subway?"

Friend 2:"buttered clam"

Example 2 - Friend 1 "I met this chick at the bar, and I knew she was in to me, but I didn't realize how into me she was, until I started having sex with her, it was like a buttered clam"

by bdizthebiz April 18, 2015

buttered cup

Buttered cup or a hot buttered cup or a buttered biscuit refers to a woman who has had sex in the presence of two men for the benefit of the second man who has trouble getting it up unless he has watched the first man having sex with her first.

He can't do it unless it's with a buttered cup...or a buttered biscuit.

by spyderweb April 25, 2017

hot buttered apple

When a guy cums on a chicks boob

He gave her a hot buttered apple

by koolkidklan420 March 4, 2017

Shucked and Buttered

Ready to go.
When corn on the cob is ready to eat you usually shuck the husk and butter it.

Damnit kids, if your not 'shucked and buttered' for school in 2 minutes I'm gonna curb stomp the dog.

Bro, that girl with the cankels and a baby arm at the end of the bar is 'shucked and buttered'. You better get in there before I do.

by Infinitimmy December 4, 2013

buttered

To get scammed into sex by a very unsavory whore, possibly while intoxicated

"Jesse got buttered"

by Rodney Fluffer September 9, 2008