Story Bucket

When someone tells an awful story that's not funny and has no point to it, a bored listener will tell the story teller to put the awful story into the story bucket.

Jill: Today I went to a vending machine to get some coke because I really wanted coke, but they didn't have any.

Bob: Story bucket.

by qwerty432743 June 23, 2011

Knee Buckler

-associated with an intense sensation (usually due to sense of touch) where one experiences an extremely pleasant feeling to the point where involuntary contraction of muscles occur.

-event that make someone buckle his knees

..the way she ran her hands down my hips was an absolute knee buckler

by TW IN May 30, 2018

Part of my bucket list

is to make a definition on Urban Dictionary.

Part of my bucket list is to make a definition on Urban Dictionary.

by RevivedMo February 21, 2021

spunk bucket

a female recipient of many varied donors of sperm..AKA slut. hence spunk bucket.

see her over there..she`s a spunk bucket

by M.nelson September 25, 2003

bucklecock

A dire medical situation in which a male human has BROKEN his erect penis.

Although the penis is not really a bone - it only feels that way 90% of the time! - it can still be broken, if enough force is applied at the correct angle (e.g. falling on it, or slamming it in a door).

Often, there is an audible "cracking" sound accompanying this tortuous, apocalyptic event. And, like a broken bone, the fractured penis needs to be "set" as soon as possible after breakage occurs, to ensure proper healing.

A broken penis is a medical emergency, so if you are experiencing the symptoms of bucklecock (screaming in pain, penis misshapen and pointing off at a sickening angle, significant other has feinted from the sight of it, etc.) then I implore you to stop reading this and seek professional medical assistance immediately.

I fell out of bed last night and got bucklecock! When I wouldn't quit screaming, my girlfriend taped a tennis ball in my mouth and drove me to the emergency room, where everyone laughed at me while I laid under a table, whimpering.

by cathodeRay March 14, 2008

Mop Bucket Dump

The Mop Bucket Dump is one of the most heinous of all acts of defecation. The anal sphincter opens to allow a virtual geyser of liquid feces to explode from the rectum and oring. The explosive force, sound, smell and the look of a Mop Bucket Dump achieves its notoriety from the that is looks no different than if a Janitor had emptied his or her filthy, used, dirty mop bucket water out into the toilet. Pure liquid dirt. You cannot tell the difference between the Mop Bucket Dump and a dumped mop bucket.

The Mop Bucket Dump is typically the result of poor dietary choices but may also be a result of food poisoning or other gastrointestinal conditions.

Steven thoroughly enjoyed his entrée of fresh, Norwegian prawns although he thought that they might have been a little off and rancid due to the smell and tangy after taste. About an hour later, he found his ass plastered to the toilet and arms gripping the handrails as he blew a wet, steamy, dirty, brown Mop Bucket Dump. As the sweat dripped from his brow, he realized that the prawns were in fact off.

by Eaton Holgoode January 19, 2015

Mercy Buckets

An extremely anglicized version of "Merci Beaucoup", which means "Thank you so much". Usually used by French students and Frenchies to confuse their English counterparts. A word used often in Franglais.

Girl 1: Hey, donne-moi your devoirs, I need to copier.
Girl 2: Sure! Here you go.
Girl 1: Mercy buckets.

by lenamarie November 10, 2008