Crouching Panda

The Crouching Panda occurs when you are climbing a flight of stairs and you trip on a step. You put your hands out and catch yourself before you break your face on the steps. This position you are in is called the "Crouching Panda". If this occurs at school, your backpack may fly over your head and block your vision possibly causing you to trip some more. This makes the "Crouching Panda" twice as funny to see and three times more embarrassing.

"Dude, i was checkin' out this girls ass when i was going up the stairs, and i pulled a crouching panda. It was so embarrassing..."

by Chase61 January 26, 2010

Bruceing

A term used in business context when speaking to a group of people or in a meeting when one of your colleagues tries his best to make you look stupid and him (or herself) look smart.

I've been bruced again, next time I'll kill him.

by Steve July 22, 2003

Vietnamese crouching tiger

A cruel but humorous sex move the involves the male pulling the corners of his eyes to blur his vision while having sex, typically with an ugly woman.

"Hey Bill did you and toothless Tammy get it on last night?"
"Yeah but I had to Vietnamese Crouching Tiger her all night"

by heeeymonkeey May 5, 2009

grind brushing

It's when you rub your erection up against a girl's ass until you blow your load.

Freddy was grind brushing that redhead in the subway last night.

by James April 21, 2005

Brocking

The act of being so high, that you have eyes that match brock from pokemon.

I'm so brocking out right now.

by ShanaShamwow June 18, 2013

Grouching

When someone takes the top off one of those trashcans at parks or something, takes the trash bag out, gets inside, puts the top back on and hot boxes a joint/blunt/etc. inside.

Yo last night was awesome, we went grouching at the skate park.

by ssd14pa November 8, 2010

breaching whale

When you are in the swimming pool and want to get water out of your ear. You jump up out of the water and flop on your side. This can also be done for fun at swimming or swim practice and even in a formation.

WARNING it becomes addictive and you do it without water in your ear

what were the doing in the pool?

oh that was the breaching whale

AWESOME!

by soflippinglax June 10, 2011