Bromoho

A man who seems to easily acquire and maintains multiple bromances simultaneously. Mash-up of "bromo" and "ho".

"Skyler and Mark are obviously bromos."

"WTF? Skyler has bromances with Jim, Chad, and Dan too! What a bromoho."

by AgentBacardi May 20, 2010

bromo

A homosexual friend who is also your bro.

Ryan: Mike is sooooo gay, man.

Alex: I don't give a fuck man, that kid is my bromo!

by $moak$takk November 12, 2011

Bromo Erectus

A bro with an erectus, usually found in the presence of a couple fine ass bitches.

Dude i went to the strip club last night and i walked in a Bromo Sapien but walked out a Bromo Erectus.

by lazboy105 November 24, 2009

bromission

A conjunction of 'bro' and 'mission,' usually in reference to a mission of bros (e.g., a road trip).

Subtext is similar to the portmanteau 'bromance.'

"Hey Hermano, let's go on a bromission to Redmond."

"Roger that. I'll pick you up in 5, Hermano out."

by phooji May 18, 2010

Bromones

hormones in the body that cause arousal due to man on man lovin.

this bromance is stimulating my bromones

by shutyurdirtymouthout July 1, 2011

Bromowing

The act of one Bro manscaping another Bro.

John and Tom were late to the cuddle puddle party because they spent too much time bromowing each other.

by mfun4u March 27, 2013

Bromeostasis

1. Being completely at peace with those around you.

2. A state of absolute brohood.

"I was listening to Pink Floyd with Ryan and Jim the other night, and I was in complete bromeostasis."

by cheetofingers96 December 2, 2013