Brocurious

Some one who is in to BMX bikes, brands such as No Fear and Fox, and wear Dickies shorts and other attire similair to a traditional bro. But they do not actually ride dirt bikes or have lifted trucks or things of this nature. So they basically take on the appearance of a bro they are just not a real one.

Steven: Hey look at that bro!

Andrew: No he's just brocurious.

by Magic Smith December 5, 2011

la brochita

When you tickle a chicks clit with the head of your cock.

La brochita, AKA The brush. Le pasé la brochíta. I gave her the brush, she want the brush.

by Fernando de la Broach January 29, 2017

wet broccoli

When you eat a hairy vagina that tastes like broccoli

Has been tested by Haydyn Dancey

Her vag was a wet broccoli

by wet broccoli man May 28, 2020

cooneral brocession

A funeral procession with all black people.

Tyrone had a dope ass cooneral brocession!

by Millertime 27 February 9, 2021

Brochachamo

Friends that are so close they might be gay.

Hey have you seen my brochachamo Ben? I texted him like 5 minutes ago and he still hasn't responded.

My brochachamo Chip is a cool guy with a huge wang.

by Harold Plotkin August 21, 2012

brochet

Activity in which bros gather around and crochet. Usually only occurs in the latter stages of the bromance. It's a pretty chill thing to do.

Yo, we gonna brochet tonight?
Hell yeah. You bring the yarn and I'll provide the natty.

by slicksurfer1898 August 11, 2010

Brochachos

The boys, your pals, the lads

Fridayafternoon its just hit knock off so you and the brochachos ponder over and suck down some brewchachos followed by a few dingos

by Stin0rse July 7, 2017