Tight Braided

When a persons braids are so tight-- they can't think right! They are thinking/acting crazy.

Tom: Did you hear what Kyle was saying?
Kevin: That boy is tight braided!

OR

Tom: Whats wrong with you-you must be tight braided!

Or

Bitch you just get you braids done, because you are tight braided

by Housing Lady December 23, 2014

right-brained

A person who is "right-brained" is said to be more intuitive, thoughtful, and subjective.

Her characteristics revealed she thought as a right-brained person.

by Sher4156 June 19, 2017

Shogoth brained cuthulu spawn

A really good substitute swear word

Person 1: yo mama fat
Person 2: go away you shogoth brained cuthulu spawn

by I behind you March 17, 2019

three brained eyeball

When you have a baby with your third-cousin

Friend: if you have a baby with them the kid will have a three brained eyeball

by Bertn'Ernie April 20, 2021

Genshin brained

Description of actions taken by those who have played Genshin Impact on their phones for hours at a time.

1. Being quick to judge or dismissive of something based on its surface-level qualities, even being willing to denounce it based on those surface-level qualities.
2. Claiming generally facetious actions that take a long period of time over several days are all similar in experience.

"I don't wanna be Genshin brained about this new season--I'll watch the first three episodes before giving up on it."
"Did you just claim that watching Attack On Titan Season 1 in 3 days and watching all of Ouran High School in 5 days are different? That's a pretty Genshin brained thing to do."

by MidDiluc June 30, 2021

Lame brained

Foggy headed.
Inability to think.
Brain dead.
Out of sorts.
Stooper.
Without thought.

"I don't know bro. Give me a minute to think about it. I woke up lame brained. I had a long night ."

"What's taking you soo to answer my question? It's not Chinese arithmetic. You need to lay off the spice man. That shit has you lame brained."

by Lauleneke Lukini Brown March 17, 2022

Brain dead

Dylan

Person 1: Bro who’s brain dead?
Person 2: Dylan

by A cat with human ears October 12, 2020