bonking off

Leaving work early.

S4E5 of "The IT Crowd", Moss got very excited because he and Roy were bonking off.

by Pegasus Epsilon December 16, 2011

Bonky Bonk

To have sex.
It's a word/s you can use instead of sex, especially if you have young children around.

Boyfriend: Lets go have Bonky Bony
Girlfriend: i like bonky bonk :)

by Monkfish123456789 November 22, 2011

Bonk Eye

Means a person with wonky eyes, one looking at you, one looking for you kinda thing...

Damn that girls a bonk eyed bitch! I never know if she's looking at me or looking right past me!

by Drewy2008 August 1, 2008

Bonk Face

An idiot, a bit of a tool. Usually directed towards a female in a flirty insulting way.

Also

Cum face or sex face.

"I don't want to go out for lunch"

"Oh don't be a bonk face!"

Or

"Brenda said I had a great bonk face last night when I spunked all over her tits"

by Clungeplunger March 21, 2013

Bonk Soy

To mispronounce something incredibly easy to pronounce.

Siri, what is "bonk soy?"

Did you hear Victoria say that word wrong? She totally pulled a bonk soy!

by Tommy Bozowens June 10, 2017

bonk police

Someone you horny people wanna run from..

Oh god I’m getting an erection
Oh crap! It’s the bonk police!

by Bonk police March 4, 2021

Bonk Vision

When you remember a real life event like 'bonk.'

*derived from: "cartoon memory"

"this past week got me feelin that bonk vision haha anyway wanna roll up w/ me 2nite?"

by agpkm October 31, 2019