Bluetooth Head Set

(n)
A prank where someone falls asleep, most likely after ingesting copious amounts of Keystone Light or other frat beer, and one of their compadres skillfully places his testicles about the ears, laying their shaft across the face (mimicking a bluetooth headset) of the sleeping person. They then take a picture of it with the victim's cell phone and proceed to picture message everyone in their phonebook with the picture afterwords.

Douche1, "Dude, did you get the picture message from Tony last night, with a big cock laying across his face?"

Docuhe2, "Yeah man, he totally got the bluetooth head set at that party."

by DeeP_FRieD September 16, 2009

Bluetoothache

The numbness or ringing sensation in your ear from having your phone earpiece too loud, or in too long with a loud caller.

Sarah rants at such length that I was getting a sore neck from cradling the phone with my shoulder. Now I get Bluetoothache.

by 818-adjacent March 24, 2008

bluetooth position

After a man has finished railing a woman from behind he launches her down a flight of stairs and pours a giant bucket of blue powerade on her.

I utilized gave the bluetooth position at daka.

by Dr Emil Shauffhausen March 24, 2007

bluetooth becky

the act of giving oral sex with no hands

Your girl gave me head with no hands, we called her bluetooth becky.

by blklax May 30, 2010

Bluetoothless

The act of driving in the car without your bluetooth earpiece.

Dude, I've gotta get off the phone because there's a cop sitting along side the road and I'm bluetoothless.

by lewdog07 January 4, 2010

pearl bluetooth

An ejaculation which originates in the ear cavity and then is dragged toward the mouth, leaving a tapering trail that resembles a blue tooth head piece.

I was going to give her a pearl necklace, but instead, I changed it up and delivered a pearl bluetooth.

by G_Mack June 14, 2010

Ghetto Bluetooth

The act of looking like you are wearing a bluetooth, while not having one.

A crackhead walking down the street talking to himself. "Hey look! He's wearing a ghetto bluetooth!"

by Whitetulip218 May 5, 2014