blobfish 

1)A lifeless and motionless piece of floating jelly, usually this creature moves up and down with a jerking movement. This entertaining species can be located in Peterborough, UK, goes by the name of a special someone from the eastern village of Glinton.
2) A fishy period

person #1: "Ahh mate, why is she so smelly"
person #2: "Shes on her blobfish"

blobfish by mikey92 April 19, 2009

bowfish 

A sport where men and women fish at night using lights and bows to shoot large fish: usually carp.

Wow! Matt and jake shot a large grasscarp while bowfishing last night.

bowfish by lovelife8 June 29, 2010

Blow Fish

When you are eating a girl out and she quiefs in your mouth, thus puffing your cheeks out and making you look like a blow fish.

I was munchin' this bitch's clam and she gave me the blow fish of a lifetime; I couldn't get the taste out of my mouth for a month!

Blow Fish by Dongfart January 2, 2006

blowfishlookingbitch 

When a bitch has sucked so much dick to persuade mf in their favor that their jaws start to literally sag/hang from it being stuffed with so much sick sucking

She could always get to keep the kids because she is a blowfishlookingbitch

blowfishlookingbitch by Phafie Hoofjuice April 4, 2020

blogfisher 

A person that visits blogs (especially tech blogs) and knowingly responds to questions incorrectly to fish out the correct response from others. What the respondents do not realize is that the original poster put clues in the original post to suggest that they already knew the answer. The ensuing respondents may be wise to the answer, but they have proven themselves idiots for missing the original poster's intent.

OP: Wow. Really? I had no idea that Army of Darkness was basically Evil Dead 3. No idea at all.
Responder 1: Yes, Army of Darkness was released after ED 2. It is a sequel.
Responder 2: You are an idiot. Of course AoD was basically ED3. Welcome to 1992!
Responder: 3: You lose 1 Internets sir.
Responder 4: I love it when a blogfisher like you calls out the morons. Well played sir.

blogfisher by Rudester April 25, 2013

Blow Fish

A blow job performed under water in a bathtub, pool, or ocean.

Greg: Will you give me a Blow Fish?
Angel: What is that?
Greg: A blow job under water
Angel: Ummm.... NO!

Blow Fish by GJWilliams September 22, 2009

Blow Fish

When a girl is getting eatten out, relaxes a little too much, and accidently lets a little fart out.

1. Jimmy was eating me out and I was so into it... I accidently gave him a blow fish...

2. Damn, I was going down on my girl and she totally blow fished me!

Blow Fish by EmCeBee January 21, 2011