Mom: Honey, do you want something to eat?
Me: Just some Clorox bleach!
Mom: What? Why?
Me: Because I am listening to "Sweatshirt"
Mom: Ohhh, Okay honey, I only want what is best for your ear drums!
Me: Just some Clorox bleach!
Mom: What? Why?
Me: Because I am listening to "Sweatshirt"
Mom: Ohhh, Okay honey, I only want what is best for your ear drums!
by Nobody ;P July 4, 2016
Get the Bleach mug.Hey Gaz have you seen that bleached whale at the bar?
Yeah, I'm going to try and plow him. That okay with you?
Yeah, go for it, I'm more into bears.
Wicked, you should find a bear and we'll all go back to mine and have a group sesh. my house will be like a wildlife sanctuary... designed for filth.
Yeah, I'm going to try and plow him. That okay with you?
Yeah, go for it, I'm more into bears.
Wicked, you should find a bear and we'll all go back to mine and have a group sesh. my house will be like a wildlife sanctuary... designed for filth.
by Liam J. Lewis November 12, 2011
Get the Bleached whale mug.The act of giving a BJ after the guy has dipped his dick into bleach. This sexual act is also great for teeth whitening!
by themuskrat May 23, 2008
Get the blea-j mug."Built Like A Fighter"
Used in mma circles, especially the UnderGround Forum at mma.tv, to describe someone who is not actually an mma fighter, but is built like one. Reputed origin is an article describing Dana White, President of the UFC, as "built like a fighter"; hence, to date, blaf has most often been used in reference to Dana White.
Used in mma circles, especially the UnderGround Forum at mma.tv, to describe someone who is not actually an mma fighter, but is built like one. Reputed origin is an article describing Dana White, President of the UFC, as "built like a fighter"; hence, to date, blaf has most often been used in reference to Dana White.
Dana White, the bald-headed, f-bomb dropping, egomaniac, delusional, petty President of the UFC, may not technically be an mma fighter himself, but he is most definitely BLAF!
by Keswick from the UG Forum mma.tv August 31, 2008
Get the blaf mug.a term that means drinking an abundant amount of alcohol causing you to pee your pants and as embarrassing as this sounds you don't even know it and you laugh hysterically
"yo dude you hear about finch at Sara's party last week "
"nah dude what happened"
"he bleaked out in front of ever body so they kicked him out"
"haha what a loser"
"nah dude what happened"
"he bleaked out in front of ever body so they kicked him out"
"haha what a loser"
by eddie murphy, Mr wale January 4, 2010
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Get the bleaky mug.N. A term used to describe an unsatisfactory weekend in which one spends the entire time indoors, not accomplishing anything, as opposed to spending the weekend engaging in social activities or achieving previously set goals.
Person 1: "I spent my weekend losing weight, having copious amounts of sex with a plethora of various attractive women, and becoming one step closer to curing AIDS. What'd you do?"
Person 2: "I slept and played video games while never leaving my house or witnessing sunlight. It was your typical bleakend."
Person 2: "I slept and played video games while never leaving my house or witnessing sunlight. It was your typical bleakend."
by DeFoFaSho September 8, 2011
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