beitch

A person who is so nice, your penis will go through the fucking moon. At first, you might think, "Man so-and-so is a total bitch!" But once you get to know so-and-so, you realize that they aren't so bad after all. "Wow, that person isn't a bitch, they're a beitch!" So-and-so smiles, and watches as your penis explodes out of your pants and goes directly for the moon. Depending on where the moon is relative to your location, your penis could possibly shoot through the earth, or just shoot through the moon. Either way, your penis is going to be in bad condition. To prevent this from happening, I would suggest digging a hole in the ground and isolate yourself by living in that hole. Avoid people at all costs, you never know who a beitch is until it's too late.

"Welcome to McDonald's, how may I take your order?"
"Oh shit, it's a beitch!"

by Dilly's Willy May 20, 2018

Bevied

Glasgow origins, To get extremley drunk in public.

Man, i got absolutley bevied last night drinking all that JD

by Jerdems87 September 26, 2006

Benita Brown

The art of extracting an anal bead with your tounge.

Have you ever done a Benita Brown?
Yes, my girlfriend rather enjoyed having that annoying bead taken from her rectum.

by Mankycaaant May 26, 2011

bevetating

drinking many many beverages (Booze r Beer r both) among friends while chillin, eventually spilling into a drunken state

Bro1 to Bro2: Whatz up with you man?
Bro2 to Bro1: I'm bevetating...and your not, so best start sluggin some brews...that is if you're man enough.

by Czarbo November 13, 2007

Bevivino

(noun) an attractive Italian bachelor who likes to have a lot of fun and does not hesitate to go crazy. he needs to be single in order to show his true amazing colors and can become enraged if not allowed to do so. This Italian is an amazing friend and is always on the lookout for potential mates.

Hey that guy you tried to date, he got really angry because you tied him down. Was he a Bevivino?

Wow look at that guy, he has an amazing bachelor lifestyle, he must be a Bevivino!

by wild_dove367 January 24, 2011

Beritan

He is a healthy and sweet to the ones he love but like death to the ones he hate. Beritan won’t let anything go in this path to complete his goals.

Friend: who’s that man” Me:thats beritan stay away from him he’s strong as a god

by Truth1989 January 8, 2019

Antonio Benito Rodriguez

Cutest little boy in the word. Plays in Tijuanasaurus Rex. Even though his middle name sucks!

There goes Antonio Benito Rodriguez, I sure want to s his d!

by Mammas! January 11, 2008