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Bellend

Nicloa Sturgeon
That stupid Scottish cunt Nicola Sturgeon doesn't even know what democracy is. What a fucking bellend.
by Professional Englishman June 18, 2018
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Bellend

Someone who sits on a kiddy size JCB wearing a striped guess T-Shirt, Palace socks stretched up their shins and BlacK Vans
by xx_blazeit_xx May 26, 2018
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Jingle bellend

You should’ve seen Colin at the office Christmas party. He squeezed Debbie from resources nipples in a nutcracker and then dropped his trolleys and farted in the bowl of fruit punch! What a jingle bellend!
by Nuphagus December 19, 2019
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bare bellend

He's got a nice clean bare bellend
It takes him a long time as he has a bare bellend
The ladies long a clean bare bellend
by anonymous March 20, 2022
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Nobulus bellend

The ultimate cunt. Someone of absolute cuntery in the highest order.
Person 1: That twat tried to run me over!
Person 2: What a Nobulus Bellend.
by Ivabiggun November 4, 2022
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Bellend

A bellend is a person who wears any type of clothery from spurs or any London club
"Morgan is a bellend she has a spurs hat and mask"
by shehgsgwbwe October 8, 2020
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