person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh
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Danielle: Dood! You gotta wear a condom! I know you're the "Pullout King", but guys dribble before you shoot!
Me: Fuck.
Me: Fuck.
by ThaBigCheesy September 8, 2010
Get the Dribble before you shoot mug.A kickass stop-animation movie, concieved by Tim Burton. He wrote a poem that the movie was based on, but wasnt too closely involved with it otherwise.
Danny Elfman did the music and sang for Jack Skellington. WONDERFUL songs in this movie.
Pitched as a kid's movie, but all can appreciate it.
It is currently the 10th anniversary, so go out and buy it on DVD!
Danny Elfman did the music and sang for Jack Skellington. WONDERFUL songs in this movie.
Pitched as a kid's movie, but all can appreciate it.
It is currently the 10th anniversary, so go out and buy it on DVD!
by lyss December 28, 2003
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It is a unwritten rule that your chicks (female friends) should always come before your dicks (male friends who you are/hoping to have a romantic relationship with).
Your Girls/Gals may use this expression to get you to stop being overly attached to your lover. As well as that they might say this when they think that your lover is taking control of your life etc. It also self-explanatory as many girls tend to use it to say that there gals come before any male lover.
It is a unwritten rule that your chicks (female friends) should always come before your dicks (male friends who you are/hoping to have a romantic relationship with).
Your Girls/Gals may use this expression to get you to stop being overly attached to your lover. As well as that they might say this when they think that your lover is taking control of your life etc. It also self-explanatory as many girls tend to use it to say that there gals come before any male lover.
Jenny: ''You do know why Jake broke up with Stacy right?''
May: 'No...''
Jenny: ''Because he loves you, that's why. He told me to tell you.''
May: ''That's Nasty.''
Jenny: ''Mhm. So, are you going to go out with him this Saturday?''
May: 'No. Chicks Before Dicks, Remember?''
Jenny ''Yeah, i can agree with you there.''
May: 'No...''
Jenny: ''Because he loves you, that's why. He told me to tell you.''
May: ''That's Nasty.''
Jenny: ''Mhm. So, are you going to go out with him this Saturday?''
May: 'No. Chicks Before Dicks, Remember?''
Jenny ''Yeah, i can agree with you there.''
by Flowercandii October 27, 2014
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John stayed home with Shannon instead of coming to the Super Bowl party his friends threw.
Brian told his girlfriend to screw off and wen tto the party, thereby adhereing to Bro's before Ho's.
Brian told his girlfriend to screw off and wen tto the party, thereby adhereing to Bro's before Ho's.
by jdswtf July 20, 2008
Get the bro's before ho's mug.usually used by a third party... "you should have come to leopolds's birthday party instead of her parent's wife swapping party, mates before dates."
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"ofcourse i'm coming to leopolds's birthday party, mates before dates, right?"
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"ofcourse i'm coming to leopolds's birthday party, mates before dates, right?"
by Tankman R. January 8, 2008
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