beer

A beverage that cannot be purchased; only rented.

You can't buy beer. You can only rent it.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 20, 2005

BEER

Crap that people drink gallons of so they can do crazy shit, have bad hangovers, and die of heart disease.

You see that guy who just collapsed on the sidewalk? I don't feel sorry for him. He drank like 25 1-liter glasses of beer last night.

by dj gs68 September 22, 2003

beer

Tasty alcoholic drink, thats cool and refreshing- traditional British Drink

Yo! Coming down the pub?
-Yeh, in a minuite
-Cool, i'll get the beers in

by Mr. 1980s March 17, 2005

beer

beer is yeast piss (along with co2 which is more like yeasy farts)

beer makes the plants grow

by jonhomebrewer January 1, 2004

beer

1. A drink that makes you warm, drowsy, and fun. Then, come the hangovers...

2. A drink you drink normaly, or, your drink. What you drink all the time.

1. Dude! I had so much beer last night! I have such a hang-over!!!

2. Dude 1: Hey man, what's your beer?
Dude 2: My beer is (insert name brand here)!

by JoeMarcello November 25, 2007

beer

A natural viagra.

Beer make me so horny.

by best definitions ever July 29, 2006

beer

An alcoholic beverage that allows people to temporarily escape reality for a few hours. Contains very little alcohol per volume, so you need about 50 oz to really get drunk.

I drank 2 12 oz bottles of beer last night but still didn't get drunk! What bullshit, that crap was nasty too.

I drank 6 12 oz bottles and am drunk out of my mind.

by gin gent February 22, 2009