steamer beamer

When you are having intercourse with a female, just as the man is about to cum... he flexs his bum cheeks to squees out a perfect turd log, in which is launched at full speed in to the females face, covering her entire facial area. once you have compelted that tha man can continue to cum on her belly.

"Good morning Boss, Im running a little late this morning as i gave Shelly a Steamer Beamer last night! i havn't quite cleaned up the mess!"
"Not a problem Clive, we've all been there... your just lucky she never gave you the chop after!"

by Sebastian O'Connor August 9, 2006

Beaded Rose

A cross between a pink sock and a pearl necklace.

I'm looking up Beaded Rose. If I don't see menstrual blood tonight, I'm going to be disappointed.

by FailTroll00100304 December 10, 2009

beaded necklace

Jizz around a women's neck after some of the weaker shots from a facial fall and land the neck.

Emily- Kate, guess what Josh did to me yesterday.

Kate- What?
Emily- He gave me one of his beaded necklaces!

by DianMight_12345 November 14, 2013

beated up

In full make up, lots of make up, to put a large amount of make up to contour your face.

She was too beated up for Walmart

by uniquemonik May 22, 2016

beamd

To kick somebody's ass or beat them up

my cousin bout beamd the Fuck out of that guy.

by Lilthot November 29, 2017

Beaned

When somebody eats a lot of beans and has fun times in bathroom.

Boy 1: dude I totally got beaned last night
Boy 2: omg bro that totally sucks

by Canned_Bread December 7, 2019

beamer

A person with a bright persona.

Lilian is such a beamer.

by anonymouskevin November 21, 2020