Black Barbie

A young Black Lady who is Classy and Sassy. she is a pretty young thang. she usually has big boobs. she is very I.N.D.E.P.E.N.D.E.N.T & always has her own sh**. a little high maintenance. she likes to be treated as a princess. She Has Confidence in herself. She is always a lady by day and prolly a freak at night. she is known for her shopping and spending habits and is always out on the town tryna have some fun. she loves pink and loud colors. She is down to party it up a little at times. this Barbie isnt one to be reckoned with she is a bad bitc* and she can handle her own. she is a wifey, ride or die type and she will protect and fight for the ones she loves. she is not easily. broken. always remember Black Barbies are Classy, Refined Boss Bitches

Now thats a Black Barbie.

I Love them black barbie types

You see that girl over there, she's a Black Barbie. you can tel by her classy ways.

by jt2095 September 25, 2012

Barrington Hills

Rich white people in suburban chicago, that have more money then they know what to do with. large homes, fake boobs, etc, its like a mild version of orange county. people drive bentley, Lambos, maseratis, and the poor ones bmw's. everyone has at least 5 acres, and they are all snobs.

daddy, buy me a new range rover...

okay son you have earned it you got only 1 C on your report card. you need one because you live in barrington hills

Thanks dad but you bought me the shitty one without 35 inch rims.

my fault son i will buy you another.

by lenny26 April 10, 2011

Jersey Shore Barrier

The act of physically placing the entire cast of Jersey Shore in a triangular formation, just like bowling pins, at the entrance or exit ramp to any major freeway to buffer the damages from any potential accident. (It is recommended to have plenty of taffy and hair cair products to keep their interest while they are in said formation)

Hey Tommy I just set up another Jersey Shore barrier by the Lincoln Tunnel.Those kids are dumb as tree trunks. God willing someone's been drinking way too much to drive and swerves left and puts us all out of our misery. Plus, I threw a couple spike stips out there to kind of help our odds.!

by DemmyMack413 February 19, 2011

Barbie herpes

Something bad or wrong or gross about someone seems perfect

Fred: I broke up with my girl friend after I found out about her Barbie herpes
John: what was it
Fred: she had braided pubic hair and she had been cheating on me

by The jelly man February 8, 2015

Barbie up your ass

Any radical action used to express againts the oppression of women, the stereotype of femininity and the commercialization of sexuality.
Russell Brand's invasive and painful way to protest consumerism.

PLAYBOY: You once stuck a Barbie up your ass during a show in London, claiming it was a protest against consumerism. Is it possible there's a less personally invasive and painful way to protest consumerism?
BRAND: If there is, I haven't found it.

by rperazag May 15, 2010

barbie drinks

Any assortment of fruity flavored drinks usually containing around %5 alcohol. These drinks are mostly, but not restricted to, female consumption. These drinks often leave you with heartburn and vomit very similar to the color of your drink.

note: When referring to male consumption, replace the words barbie drinks with bitch drinks.

Bacardi Breezer, Mike's Hard Lemonade, Smirnoff Twist, etc.

Tina: Can you get me a 4 pack of fruit punch Bacardi Breezers?

Yo, your mom's gonna get crunk on barbie drinks!

by Allison January 3, 2005

Botox barbie

Usually a high matience woman who is a bitch.She is usually obsessed with her outer appearance and may have had botox injections or plastic surgery.

That slut Victoria is a fucking botox barbie.

by Mckenzie thinks jess is rad December 11, 2007