rectal brooming

To poke, prod, or otherwise attempt to insert the handle of a broom or mop (or any cylindrical object of the appropriate size, e.g., a flashlight) into the rectum.

This apparently is a hazing procedure that recently came to light in a story from Arizona in which two boys (aged 18 and 19 years old) were accused of performing "rectal brooming" on 18 middle school boys aged 11 to 15. Apparently, the victims' clothes remained on during the assualt. These charges were originally classified as felony sexual assualt, and later downgraded to a misdemeanor. The current spin is that the incidents were a hazing gone wrong. One of the boys charged is the son of a prominent politician and is a member of the Church of Latter Day Saints, giving this incident widespread recognition and debate.

by T Grimes April 24, 2006

Broomskey

A game involving various types of brooms, roller chairs, and a small green ball. It is usually played in large rooms with delicate, and very expensive equipment. There is no real goal or point to the game except to keep the ball away from the other players and beat them profusely with the brooms while shaking dust in their eyes and upon their mohawks.

Emily is the reigning champion at Broomskey. She really knows how to maneuver those bristles in her favor!

by flamingbroomstick September 15, 2010

broom ninja

Someone that does not know how to work. Someone that has been given everything in life. Someone that avoids work.

My roommate is a broom ninja. You're a broom ninja. He hasn't earned anything, he's a broom ninja.

by broom ninja January 2, 2016

Broomstick Prick

A Broomstick Prick is someone who uses the Oppressor Mk 2 in Grand Theft Auto, and often hates fun and will stop at nothing to stamp it out.

That guy is such a Broomstick Prick, we can’t do anything while he’s in the session.

by Driver_Nephi July 24, 2019

baoomnas

short for ‘blew air out of my nose and smiled’. used as a alternative to ‘lol’ or ‘lmao’ because it’s more accurate and realistic.

person 1: *sends funny tiktok*
person 2: baoomnas

by buddy the elf69 December 22, 2020

Broomstick Boy

A Broomstick Boy is someone who uses the Oppressor Mk2 in Grand Theft Auto and often can't do anything without it and doesn't know how to fly either.

You're a literal Broomstick Boy, you can't do anything without your stupid broomstick.

by Zimos_24 December 29, 2021

Broomstick

A Broomstick is an Oppressor Mk2 and is the primary weapon of a Broomstick Boy.

It also goes by many other names such as Depressor, Depressor MkNoob, Depressor MkPoo, and Annoying Mosquito.

The Broomstick is annoying and anyone who uses it is a prick.

Anyone who uses a Broomstick deserves eternal punishment.

by Zimos_24 December 29, 2021