tea bagger

when a guy drops his balls into a girls mouth while she is awake

dipping ones balls into your girls mouth like a tea bag into a mug

by stephanie February 25, 2005

Mark the Bagger

A God among us. One of the very few baggers left on this Earth. He has blessed us with his presence. He usually appears randomly and when he does, it is pure magic. Some say that he lives here often. He is of short stature but he's always packing. As a womanizer, he leaves no prisoners. Mark usually appears on The Howard Stern Show and captivates us with his unusual voice. People will go as far to say that Mark the Bagger has fucked Based God's bitch.

Guy 1: Have you heard of Mark the Bagger?
Guy 2: Yes! The legend! He's a god.
Guy 1: I heard he fucked Lil B's bitch.
Guy 2: True!

Mark the Bagger is the last known example of a viking warrior in modern day America.

by saltyorangejuice March 19, 2014

Tool Bagger

1) Some one who is more than a tool, They just keep adding more things to make them more of a tool.
2) Usually a girl, but not exclusively, who continually dates unsuitable people and hence bags tools. Therefore they are a tool bagger. I.e they are collecting tools.
3) An individual within the tool manufacturing industry whos job it is to bag the tools. E.G they must bag all the tools into a tool kit before sale to the public.

1) "hey Tony can you believe that guy? what a tool!"
"Dude he is a tool bagger"
2)"have you seen who Janice is going out with now. he is such a loser!"
"Yeah Janice is such a tool bagger"
3)"Hey man nice to meet you, what do you do?"
"Ah not much, by day i'm a tool bagger"

by The Dogs Bollocks January 31, 2009

Brown bagger

Another term for butterface (see definition) where the chick is hot except that if her face were a weapon, it would be a harmful one (she's ugly) but you are drunk and she has a nice body, and you want some 'nanny, so you put a bag over her head...it's the degrading trade off we give women for allowing them to vote.

Skillet be real, no deal, you gotta shred that cheddar man, they all up on you!

by McMichael VanWasson March 7, 2003

four bagger

Four strikes in a row in a game of bowling (offcial name).

David just got a four bagger!

by Chris March 26, 2003

low bagger

A would be friend, or relative that comes to spend one night on your couch and then never leaves. They eat all of the food in your fridge and use up all of your toilet paper. They have no respect for you or your mates.

Dude, you gotta talk to your bro. He's been low baggin' here since last October. He's gotta go, man!

by Sweet Pea August 8, 2003

double-bagger

(n) A guy's term to describe a girl who's so ugly that she needs a brown paper bag over her head and one for him, too, in case her's falls off. A really ugly chick. 80's Slang.

Dude, that chick is such a double-bagger! Good thing that thetre was dark, or you'da been blinded!

by Borden May 25, 2004