baffona

Any woman with a slight moustache, usually of Meditarranean or middle eastern origins. Hence the invention of the 'Habib' or veil.

"I think my wife has been using my razor on her legs again as it was blunt this morning"

"Are you sure, after all her family live in the Edgeware Road, she could just be baffona?"

by STePPeNWoLFe September 16, 2006

Bamfasaurus Rex

Supreme badassness. BAMF + Tyrannosaurus Rex = Bamfausaurus Rex.
What's more badass than a T-Rex? Nothing.

Dude, how Bamfasaurus Rex would it be to jump off that wall!?

He thinks he's all Bamfasaurus Rex now.

by TheBamfasaur May 29, 2010

Baff

to have sexual intercourse

"i baffed that!" "that was a potatesh baff"

by tikiman28 October 7, 2009

BAFF

Best Abusive Friend.
Commonly used between baff's J&L.
you can see BAFF's constantly physically and mentally harming one another in the hallways, at their homes, or on the border.
But will foreverly, somehow, stay close friends foreverrr.

"You gave me a concussion!"
"What are baffs for?"

by 3verr May 28, 2008

Baftard

A relatively new breed of idiot, resulting from the breeding of a Bafoon and a Social Retard. Said to originate from New Zealand, when a rogue ship of refugee baboons from Uganda mated with some sheep, who in turn mated with the touring English Rugby team and emmigrated legally to Australia in 2008

"Man, that boss of ours is such a Baftard- he is totally baftarded".

by E*Rock February 4, 2009

bamfalicious

Derived from a bamf. A bamf is an acronym meaning: bad ass mother fucker. Bamfalicious is an adjective used to describe somthing being like a bamf. The item can also be called 'bamfy'. Being banfalicious is calling something the absolute best, coolest, or any other super awesome thing for that matter. It can be used as often as one feels that what they are seeing is worthy of being called this. This term can apply to people, objects, events, ideas, and circumstances. It's best to not use this term around professional figures or anyone who has an issue with extracurricular words.

I thought Sean would be bamfalicious in bed, but he could barely keep it up.

by sarahsavedme June 30, 2011

bafflecumber

The pile of books beside your bed.

My bafflecumber collapsed and trapped a small child.

by Roadrash68 June 14, 2015