trolly bollock

a troll that speaks bollocks

you call someone a trolly bollock which means they speak bollocks and look like a troll. e.g omg that tylers such a trolly bollock !

by the amazingly amazing October 12, 2020

bollocky bollocky bollock-chops

English term for something that is extreme bullshit.

Crust:"Bollocky bollocky bollock-chops!!"

by Chris - The Her May 4, 2005

Houdini bollock

The phenomenon in which one of your testicles disappears up into your anatomy.

"I was having sex with my missus on the chair and my testicle got scared and went houdini bollock on me."

by Houdinibollocksufferer January 20, 2010

Nob ass shit fuck bollock bastad

Loadza swears ina line

by sex machine May 20, 2003

gnats bollock

The smallest unit of measurement (as opposed to CH) lol.

He just missed hitting that car by a gnat's bollock.

by MarzAttax August 3, 2005

Knicker Bollock Glory

1) Non-penetrative sex using knickers.

When the lady hasn't taken her knickers off and sex is still attempted through the knickers. It's a confusing mix of knickers, bollocks and goodness knows what else.

Some people try this as a contraceptive method.

"dude, we didn't have any condoms so we tried knicker bollock glory instead.

by annaboo November 29, 2011

Back Bollock

to be kicked in the bollocks balls, testicles from behind with such force that it brings the victim to their knees. Mainly used as a ambush/pre-emptive strike manoeuvre

Jeff was getting into some trouble at the bar so i back bollocked the dude before it kicked off

by Manuel Eagles January 23, 2012