blowhole

Another word for the zipper on men's pants.

1. I'll be right back. I have to go open the blowhole and take an Austin Power's piss.

2. Person 1 Is it true you got head in the limo?
Person 2 Yeah.
Person1 What did she do, just open the blowhole...
Person 2 and found the whale.

by huangsede April 28, 2009

blowhard

A person who takes great pleasure in boasting or bragging about themself.

"The professor's tendancy to always bring up his credentials in conversation gave him a reputation as an egotistical blowhard."

by Deej July 19, 2004

Pacific Blowhole

When a man excretes ejaculate into a woman's mouth who is lying on her back and then precedes to jump up and down on her stomach until she viciously fires the sperm wad out of her mouth and into the sky at a high speed.

Hey Amelia, do you remember when I Pacific Blowholed you and it landed on my aunt's baby?

by lunchboxes September 9, 2006

blowhorn

a person who boasts; braggart. From blow one's own horn (to boast).

She is a blowhorn. She always splashes money to show that she is rich.

by uttam maharjan August 23, 2012

bloff

A blog-off; Two or more bloggers who cover the same topic and let their readers decide who's coverage was better.

Original term by Geist magazine (geist.com)

In January 2010, Geist.com bloggers, Lauren Ogsten and Dan Post had a bloff over the Vancouver play, Here on the Flight Path.

by Geist.com January 16, 2011

blowhole

NAME: short for 'nicole blowhole'. derived from dolphins also comes from geographical term.

can be shortened to: blow, blowy, blowy pants

"blowy i knew you should have got sea-monkeys"

by smelleh May 7, 2005

Bloviating Blowhard

Amoral windbag who loves the sound of his own voice. His mouth is NOT connected to his brain.

Rush Limbaugh and Keith Olbermann are prime examples of Bloviating Blowhards. Limbaugh promotes Republican Big Government (socialism); Olbermann promotes Democrat Big Government (socialism). They pretend they have opposing viewpoints.

by EndTheFed September 27, 2009