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Blausplain

Blausplaining (Verb) /ˈbloʊs.pleɪ.ɪn/

the act of explaining something to someone in a way that makes them feel like they're a clueless idiot, even though they probably know more about the topic than you do. It's like mansplaining, but with a side of smugness.
I'm going to blausplain patriarchy to you now.

I know you probably already know this, but I'm going to explain it to you anyway.

The topic of patriarchy is very complex, but I'm going to try my best to explain it to you in a way that you can understand.

Patriarchy is a system of social organization in which men hold the primary positions of power in society. This system is characterized by the belief that men are superior to women, and that men should have more rights and privileges than women.

Patriarchy has been around for centuries, and it is still very much a part of our society today. It can be seen in the way that men are more likely to hold positions of power in government, business, and the media. It can also be seen in the way that women are often paid less than men for doing the same work.

Patriarchy is a harmful system that oppresses women and limits their opportunities. It is important to challenge patriarchy and to work towards a more just and equitable society.
by dudethatnukes June 28, 2023
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blauta

A lazy pet animal that you love
Bro 1 : my pet is such a blauta

Bro 2 : whats a blauta
Bro 1 : u stupid its the new word
by anonymous August 17, 2023
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Blauser

The art of sucking a cock while your shitting
Yeah I’ll come over and Blauser you later
by John. P Paul November 24, 2023
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Blaufuck

A large gathering of Blauffussesses (also known as Blaufi).
Someone save me! I’m stuck right in the middle of a Blaufuck!!
by Mudman11 November 23, 2024
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blauwdruk.wav

''What is this?'' *Selects the file* ''OH MY GOD ITS HORRIBLE!!!'' ''WHY DID I EVEN DOWNLOAD THIS FROM studiominus.nl/blauwdruk.wav?!?!?!?!
by AmonCent January 22, 2024
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Blausey

(Noun): A financial wizard whose mere presence makes dollar signs dance in the eyes of clients. Know for turning financial frowns upside down faster than you can say ‘compound interest.’ They’re the unicorns of the banking world, leaving a trail of prosperity and impressed clients in their wake.
“I heard Blausey once turned a bankrupt piggy bank into a thriving retirement fund just by giving it a pep talk!”

“In the world of finance, there’s the Big Bang Theory, and then there’s the Blausey Theory- where the universe revolves around maximizing your ROI and strategically avoiding impulse buys on Amazon!”
by AmberAlert34 February 10, 2024
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Blausey

(Noun): a financial wizard whose mere presence, makes dollar signs dance in the eyes of clients. Known for turning financial frowns upside down faster than you can say ‘compound interest.’ They’re the unicorns of the banking world, leaving a trail of prosperity and impressed clients in their wake.
“When it comes to financial wizardry, Blausey is so in the money, he makes Warren Buffet look like an amateur!”

“I heard Blausey once turned a bankrupt piggy bank into a thriving retirement fund just by giving it a pep talk!”

“In the world of finance, there’s the Big Bang theory, and then there’s the Blausey Theory - where the universe revolves around maximizing your ROI and strategically avoiding impulse buys on Amazon!”
by AmberAlert34 February 11, 2024
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